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Ho_Chi_Chungus , in Abe-sama gives advice
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net avatar

the-doohickey not so fast, Abe-sama. I have the power of Hexbear emojis now

Addfwyn ,

The fact you guys have The Blaster as an emoji is just stalin heart hands

MemesAreTheory ,
@MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net avatar

It’s a DOOHICKEY. Blasters are for starwars libs.

Addfwyn ,

I stand corrected comrade. I admit I lack the technical expertise on doohickeys, I need to study more.

MemesAreTheory ,
@MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net avatar

de-encyclopedia One day you too will know such arcane things, and everyone will like you very much.

Weedian , in That makes total sense
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Prometheus and Bob

DoucheAsaurus , in Ope
@DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social avatar

NANI?!

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

MAMI!?!?!

VikingHippie ,

MIAMI?!

quindraco , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Imagine paying for health insurance. Might as well burn your money, at least you’d get some heat.

quicksand ,

Or hope you get hired by a European based company that gives a little bit more of a shit about you

wearling0600 ,

Holy cow, is that a thing?!

Some stuff in the US is pretty cool and money is nice and all, but then I have friends in senior positions within big tech who have only 12 days of paid time off which is real shitty.

At least they can work remotely for a few days so they get a couple of decent holidays, but that just means they can never fully disconnect.

And they can just use the healthcare system here when they’re back, which is nice for them but I’m sure not everyone has that luxury.

quicksand ,

Ya I get off on the 4th of July and Christmas. That’s it. But they give 2 weeks of floating holidays in lieu of that, 3 weeks PTO and 2 weeks of sick time per year. That’s a great setup in my industry and I attribute it to them being from the Netherlands. I also work 12 hr shifts and anything beyond 8 is OT, which is a choice by them, because I think it’s only required in California and I’m not there. The last company I worked for was based out of Cali, did not have that OT policy, and only 2 weeks PTO and 1 week sick time. So I’m only speaking anecdotally but from what I’ve seen, European companies take better care of their people, even when not legally mandated

1rre ,

I think approximately 30 days off is pretty much standard in the developed world, with 23-27 of those being whenever and 3-7 being fixed public holidays (nyd, Christmas etc)

snowbell ,
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I had one of these and it ruined me. Everything else is shit now.

quicksand ,

It’s weird when they respect basic human rights. Totally fucks your perspective XD

aard ,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

Applies the other way as well: A decade ago ended up not signing the contract after initially accepting the position at a major US chip makers EU office - with managers in the US - as it became clear during the process to get to that point there’ll be cultural compatibility issue for my spoiled EU citizen ass, even though the office was in the EU, and they’re forced to follow our labour laws.

Sparkega , in That makes total sense

This reminds me of Prometheus and Bob.

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Venus , in Ope
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The state of meme communities outside hexbear. Absolutely pathetic pathetic

OtakuAltair ,

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Kaped OP , in Abe-sama gives advice
Rachelhazideas , (edited ) in OMG

You all ever tried saying ‘excuse me’?

Adding this to the long list of things women aren’t allowed to enjoy while hurting absolutely no one (uggs, Starbucks, rose, candles, just anything branded feminine)

Edit: for the tone deaf people in the back who say this isn’t about women, look again. The whole package of ‘OMG’, exclamation marks, ‘annoying kids’, two moms, some annoying trait, is all dog-whistle for people who like to trivialize things women do. This isn’t a unique phenomenon in memes. See how men elevate, and women ruin the foods they love.

Before you comment, think about the relevance of your own experiences. Lemmy’s userbase is 77% men and sometimes it shows.

Google ,

Surely rolling my eyes and sighing is a better option.

Deca ,

Redditors Lemmies are incapable of communicating with feeemales in a normal social context that doesn’t involve violence or harassment

Thisisforfun ,

Harmless meme: exists

People like you: THIS IS MISOGINY

wtf

ARk ,

No no, this is truly an attack on the female sex don’t you see? No funny relatable memes allowed in this regard.

AVG2520 ,

It’s “relatable” that you’re bothered by people you don’t know talking in public? Back to moms basement with you.

ARk ,

Oh no the basement card I’m done for.

MarxMadness ,

funny relatable memes

I’ll let you know when I see one!

Blazingflames6073 ,
@Blazingflames6073@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, I don’t understand where all of these comments keep coming from

BigBootyBoy ,
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Ironic that he’s pulling the misogyny card when it’s sexist itself to assume that the meme was referring to woman

potopato ,

The meme is literally two women.

Voyajer ,

It’s a stock photo

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

It’s literally a picture of two women, the comments are all about women here, the tone is clearly meant to describe a stereotype. Are you joking?

Rachelhazideas ,

Misogyny: exists

People like you: THIS IS A HARMLESS MEME

Leave it to Lemmy’s 77% male userbase to decide what is and isn’t misogyny.

Thisisforfun ,

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  • Rachelhazideas ,

    Can you explain why pointing out misogyny is somehow about hating men? I’m struggling with your mental gymnastics here.

    Thisisforfun ,

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  • Rachelhazideas ,

    At no point did I say anything about ‘men’. I said Lemmy’s 77% male userbase is prejudiced towards women.

    That is neither hateful or bigoted. It’s a fact that misogynist like you are blind to.

    ‘Logic’ my ass. Nothing about what you say is rational. You’re simply triggered for being called out on your poor behavior.

    Thisisforfun ,

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  • Kleysley ,

    What makes you assume this has anything to do with genders?

    Johanno ,

    What has this to do with women? Men aren’t better in this situation

    ParsnipWitch ,

    I am sure, the same meme but with two men in the photo wouldn’t get so many upvotes. Many people still love sexist clichés.

    Thedogspaw ,

    Men do this too just so you know should I add this to the long list of things men aren’t allowed to do while hurting absolutely no on one uggs football jerseys rose candles just anything branded masculine

    reddithalation ,

    Yeah, your right, its also quite ridiculous that being social when meeting old friends isn’t a thing that men do, apperantly

    Tachanka , (edited ) in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions
    @Tachanka@hexbear.net avatar

    the modern monetary theorists point out that taxes is how the demand for national currency as a commodity in and of itself is created. At least in a country with currency sovereignty, a fiat currency, and a debt that is denominated in its own currency (like the US). Basically, imagine if you actually managed to live the “yeoman farmer” dream. Imagine you actually got to own some land (paid off the mortgage) and started subsistence farming on it. Well you now have a huge economic incentive to stop participating in the economy, not have a job, feed yourself, and just fuck off and enjoy the rest of your life until you die. Good for you, bad for the nation. So you get property taxed. Well now you can’t just live off of your subsistence. You have to go get a job and earn dollars and participate in the economy at least enough to pay your property taxes. There’s no actual escape from needing participate in the economy and earn dollars, even if you try to pull off the libertarian meme of getting your own land and growing your own food and paying off your mortgage.

    28:27 of this video explains what I’m rambling about

    Of course the caveat here is that the real way to get around all this is to just become a capitalist exploiter, so that other people’s work earns you enough money to live off of. But by definition most people can’t become an exploiter, because exploitation is a pyramid scheme that requires more people at the bottom than at the top.

    Draegur , in Ope

    When mom walks in on you jerking it,

    what you do is MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT, AND FINISH.

    That’ll teach her why walking in on you is a bad idea.

    /s

    Venus ,
    @Venus@hexbear.net avatar

    This is one of the worst comments ever posted, I hereby banish you back to reddit

    Robcia1220 , in That makes total sense

    Maybe this is why they do anal probing on those they abduct! Eye for an eye!

    glowie OP ,
    @glowie@infosec.pub avatar

    Oh shit, you’re right

    WtfEvenIsExistence ,

    An ass for an ass*

    SquareBear ,

    Brown eye for brown eye

    Katana314 , in Keep it simple

    Where this really sucks is in programming when you write things like “The {{objectType}}” in your translations file.

    Your program will replace objectType with the actual thing, so “The Ball”. All good, right? But then every other language has the weird conjugation, so “El Bola” doesn’t make sense anymore…

    Lt_Worf OP ,

    Oh god, I’ve never thought about that.

    tiredofsametab ,

    Some languages also consider different numbers in different way. I have one ball, two balls, and zero balls. Zero might not be plural like in English. Also, some language have a dual distinction that changes thing when there are two of something (not just singular and plural, but singular, dual, and plural).

    zaphod ,

    English has inconsistent plurals too, one sheep, two sheep, zero sheep, one goose, two geese,…

    ArbitraryValue ,

    In Russian, numbers ending in one are singular, except for eleven which is plural.

    tiredofsametab ,

    Neat! I didn't know that. Is that common in other Slavic languages?

    drathvedro ,

    It’s even more complicated with two plural declensions except for all numbers in 10-20 range having second form

    0 мячей

    1 мяч

    2 мяча, 3 мяча, 4 мяча

    5 мячей, 6 мячей, 7 мячей, 8 мячей, 9 мячей, 10 мячей,

    11 мячей, 12 мячей, 13 мячей, 14 мячей, 15 мячей, 16 мячей, 17 мячей, 18 мячей, 19 мячей, 20 мячей

    21 мяч

    22 мяча, 23 мяча, 24 мяча,

    25 мячей, 26 мячей, 27 мячей, 28 мячей, 29 мячей, 30 мячей,

    … the rest goes the same as 0-10/20-30…

    kabat ,

    In English that’s called paucal vs plural forms, Polish has the same rules as Russian.

    Sidenote: there are translation systems that support it, e.g. Qt does (doc.qt.io/qt-6/i18n-plural-rules.html).

    nodiet ,

    although a bit clunky, writing “the {{objectType}} object” would get around this particular issue.

    VikingHippie ,

    El Bola sounds like a very racist super villain too! Probably not what most customers are looking for in a translation…

    BigNote ,

    If by “every other language” you mean "a handful of Indo-European languages, then sure.

    taiyang , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

    Google en passant.

    user224 ,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Holy hell!

    original_ish_name , (edited )

    Worryingly old response got rereleased

    Rolando ,

    Kilroy was here.

    orphiebaby , in Google taught me it's OK to be evil
    @orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

    I want to see the original too.

    Edit: Nevermind, it’s posted below. It’s really cringey.

    msprout , in Regular Show 10 minutes into an episode

    “C’mon Rigby, we have to attack and dethrone God. It’s the only way, let’s GOOOOOO”

    Moxvallix ,
    @Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

    “Can you do me a solid and deal with it yourself?”

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