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OberonSwanson , in Tell me a story?
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On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

MJKee9 ,

Well put. Top drawer I say!

OberonSwanson ,
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Tip of my top-hat to you as well.

JiraiyaIsNoLyah ,

Is there a community dedicated to doing this?

OberonSwanson ,
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I really wish there was.

dingus ,
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Sadly, I think this is no longer on Wikipedia. One of the oldest copypastas.

OberonSwanson ,
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It should’ve stayed up on the Wiki, but always assumed it was a copyright issue claim.

EmoDuck , in Thank you for your service

And they did all of this while being a bunch of plankton inside a dead girl

odium ,

Sometimes it takes a bunch of real aquatic microorganisms to be best girl

fugepe , in HP is the worst

My Brother monochromatic printing ~3000 pages per cartridge going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Addfwyn , in Reddit refugees complaining that there's too much NSFW content and communism in their Lemmy feeds

People on lemmy.ml thinking we just really enjoy Mali.

It’s actually been super refreshing to, generally, be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist and not immediately get downvoted into oblivion. There are still some of the kneejerk reactions to the CPC, but even then people seem more willing to engage on good-faith even with disagreements.

Rinox ,

be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist

CPC

I think those two things are not the same and quite incompatible. Modern China is a capitalist hellscape, certainly not the communist utopia Marx had in mind. They have one of the highest levels of wealth disparity in the world and the highest number of billionaires, even more than the US.

I fully believe that Marx would be horrified if he saw modern China.

EchoCT ,

Theres is a lot of nuance to that argument. Even Marx agreed that a capital stage is a necessary step on the way to communism. That’s the whole dialect part of dialect materialism. Each step of the ladder has to be walked through and past as it becomes obsolete.

Rinox ,

I think he meant that it was necessary when going from a capitalist society to a communist society. China went from a rural society to a communist society to a capitalist society.

To be honest, nothing against that, it’s obvious to me that communism as applied by the USSR or Mao or the Kims does not really work and the people really suffered for that, but if you do believe in the communist tenants, then China and Russia are as far away from that as you can possibly get.

LetThereBeR0ck , in Since we’re posting cat memes

Oh so we're already doing boomer memes huh

empireOfLove , in HP is the worst

They have to print the invisible printer identification dots somehow.

jfx , in Remove it, please

They can’t!

As a teacher in luddite Germany: yes our smartboards still Run Windows Media Player + I need that bar visible so I’m able to stop the movie at the correct teachable scene.

(And before anyone suggests making a custom playlist with vlc and all those newfangled contraptions from around 2005: I don’t even have admin rights to change the sound volume…)

Kolanaki , in Since we’re posting cat memes
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I had a plant based chicken nuggets alternative that tasted perfect; but had the texture of wadded up paper. 🤢

Monologue , in HP is the worst
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doesn’t help that printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids in the world and the whole business model of printer companies is based on selling overpriced ink, so much so that they sell printers at a loss and then try to block out third party cartridges

TimeSquirrel , in My Lemmy Experience Thus Far
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That's disgusting! Can you tell me where you saw it so that I can make sure I won't be going there? /s

BeigeAgenda ,
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If you allow nsfw it just shows up in your all feed, after looking at a few I just unchecked nsfw, thanks but no thanks furries.

yote_zip ,
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If you want NSFW on /c/all it shouldn’t take too long to block each community instead - I’ve done that to most of lemmynsfw and haven’t seen anything in a while. Scrolling /c/all in peace is really only an option because Lemmy is so new - if you browse /c/all in a year from now you’re gonna get a lot of stuff you don’t want.

xantoxis , in We survived.

The Baby War of 2020 touched all aspects of our lives.

rare_polyhedron , in I have a theory that the more lore a franchise has, the more of an autistic fanbase it has. I made a graphic about it.

Star Wars has too much broad appeal to be that high on the autism list

blaine ,

I don't know how anyone can say that Star Wars has more lore than Star Trek. They both have about the same number of movies and books, but Star Trek has hundreds more episodes of TV to expand the lore even further.

milkytoast , in Cats are getting heavier these days
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chonky cats

gamermanh , in I have a theory that the more lore a franchise has, the more of an autistic fanbase it has. I made a graphic about it.
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To put TF2 so low when it has Abraham Lincoln as the first pyro is a sin

To put Minecraft above it is a joke of it’s own

A_Chilean_Cyborg , in Bremen't
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this meme is 3.3 burgers/bullet not great not terrible

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