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Deestan , in As dark as an extremely rich functional society can be

6 months later, when sunlight is half visible on the horizon only 2 hours per day, this is your commute to school/work and back. https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/5fd6775f-91c0-4bc2-9f1b-5123c7eb671a.webp

jimmydoreisalefty , in How to explain the gap in your employment

I know meme, hahahahah. …moving on.

If anyone is thinking of doing this, fyi:

Not a good idea. You just disqualified yourself from all government and federal jobs, esp. licenses that require fed. approval, which are a lot.

roux ,
@roux@lemmy.ml avatar

I was gonna go work for the government but then I got high.

red , in Gotta work out on the regular

Scooping ice cream, eh? Gonna have sore muscles all over my body for a week

Andrew15_5 ,
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No pain, no gain!

Hupf , in You can't miss it!

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/b60e885f-e0d5-43b7-b574-9c1b5f4bd997.jpeg

torafugu , in Non fungible token in a nutshell
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Just wait until someone removes the entirety of the database instead of a GitHub branch. Then NFT people will understand how they wasted their fucking money.

XCraftMC , in Twitter ∈ 𝕏

watch elongated muskrat make another app called “y” just for the meme

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

You're thinking way too smart for Elon. He'll have them make S and E.

Blastasaurus , in As dark as an extremely rich functional society can be

Yeh but this is summer. All you can see is darkness and it’s -48°C the other 10 months of the year…

Gork ,

I think I’d rather have -48°C temperatures over 40°C temperatures.

Malgas ,

Definitely.

The Norwegians have a saying, “there’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.”

Which goes to show how little they have to deal with high temperatures. You can always add more layers if it’s cold, but you can only strip down so far in the heat.

AceFuzzLord , in Please don't scare them!

God, I wish we used this here. It is such a better system than our system of potholes being measured in washing machines in some parts of the country.

ezmack ,

What you’re too fancy to divide by 25.4 or multiply by .0397?

Rokin , in is it HOT in here or is it just me?

Seems to me that memes and shitposting switched places

wander1236 , in Please don't scare them!
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t think I’ve ever seen thousands separators in decimals

ox0r , in Please don't scare them!
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

nooooo my teaspoon measurements!

ryathal ,

It’s just prefixes, you can use decateaspoons if you want.

SocialMediaRefugee , in Carefully word your wishes

Make him the Adam West batman

OberonSwanson OP ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

The foundation is like a monkey’s paw, be careful what you wish for. 😵

Weazel , in Non fungible token in a nutshell

Non fungible Tolkien

corm , in Non fungible token in a nutshell

so glad nfts are over

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What do you mean they’re over? I’ve invested billions of dollars in them. I’ve even given up on owning a house just so I can become the next sucessful billionaire investor. Away with your nonsense. Y’all just isn’t as smart as me. 🤓

spoiler/s

PatFussy ,

Thats a strong buy signal

curiosityLynx , in Corporate Elmo

Doesn't Elmo get bullied enough without people comparing him to an egomaniac with too much money and not enough sense?

circularkaratechop ,

Hey! Who’s out there bullying my boy Elmo?!

curiosityLynx ,

Zoe and the cast

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