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blattrules , in I was 27 at your age, son

This is basically the same as a Steven wright joke

tdawg , in Posting my favorite memes

As a child who grew up with nothing but a family computer I dreamed for the day we would have free games everywhere. Boy did I get my wish

WetBeardHairs , in I was 27 at your age, son

Steven Wright did it better.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in *Has a little water*…Oops!

You’re fired, even though we never hired you. Fucking lazy piece of shit puddle of urine. Who even does things like… checks notes performing normal bodily functions. Don’t you know you’re supposed to hold in your shit urine until you finish your shift? People these days, so lazy and entitiled, that’s why we have a labor shortage. Smh my head. 🤦‍♂️

Casmael ,

Man nobody wants to shit piss anymore these days

csolisr , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down

My home instance managed to get blocked by Lemmy World’s Cloudflare firewall, probably because my Pleroma/Akkoma account and my Lemmy account are on the exact same IP.

csolisr ,

Fun fact: it was my Pleroma’s fault after all! Some confusion with its “transmogrifier” library was causing it to spam requests every 0.8 seconds on average - not even joking, at one point my IP was the largest source of incoming requests in the world. Sorry for the accidental DDOS

socsa , in Look like this

Facebook tier meme

UlyssesT ,

Considering this reply by the OP:

Your meds pal, take them

It was a Facebook tier meme from a Facebook tier grillman

queermunist , in *Has a little water*…Oops!
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

laughs in spironolactone

eestileib ,

My thoughts exactly. I was like “wait, this is not a trans meme?”

captainlezbian ,

I thought it was spironolactone, but it turns out no I’m just like that

Eventlesstew OP , in The four horsemen of neglected Pac-Man characters

How many of you knows know that the green ghost is Punky and not Funky?

Jyek , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Me too thanks

A_A , (edited ) in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down
@A_A@lemmy.ca avatar

Up time 76% on lemmy.world // last 24h.
No message from any of their admis.
Outside attack : usual shitheads. And if LM LW fails, they will attack the next big one.

Edit #1 : LM is Lemmy.world
Edit #2 : oups LW … not LM
Edit #3 : Lemmy.World status
Edit #4 : from 4am utc //24h :
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3aa44998-79a7-41d9-af94-8cf90f419e39.jpeg

users who wanted LM explanation :@SnowdenHeroOfOurTime
@echo

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

What is LM?

15liam20 ,

Little Mix

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Googling returns nothing. Thanks troll

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.ca avatar

indeed Snowden is a real hero !
thanks for your kind comments 😋 !
Please notice the edit of my previous comment answering your question.

Boinketh ,

Sorry about the troll. Here’s a serious answer: LM actually stands for laborious meandering.

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes lol well, this is my hobby.
I find radio and TV mostly boring.
Here we have many nice people, liberty of speech and very low social pressure.
Lemmy is Fun 😄

alcoholicorn ,

LM?

200ok ,

Interesting, thanks for sharing. Is that info publicly available?

LW is currently down (for me, at least) and I’m curious if it tends to happen at the same time every day.

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.ca avatar

From the sidebar of the main page of lemmy.world, so :

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/65393a01-38d7-40ca-ad10-8ecb918ec80c.jpeg

That 76% was 2 hours ago, now at 74%

Crashumbc , in Their tears are my fuel

The older I’ve gotten the more I’ve moved away from reaction based games :(

First I gave up CS

Then world of tanks

Now I’ve bought Builders Gate 3 because it has turn based combat…

Still getting my ass kicked :(

Laticauda , in Lift it off y'all

The way liftoff handled messages/replies was what ultimately drove me to voyager and ultimately sync instead. Idk if they’ve fixed that issue or not, but it didn’t really have anything I liked more than what other apps have to offer. That’s not to say it’s a bad app though, it is in my top 3.

jungekatz ,
@jungekatz@lib.lgbt avatar

Same ! I am using infinity now , though infinity is less stable than most clients , thunder so far has been the best !

milkytoast , in Dare to touch the grass already!
@milkytoast@kbin.social avatar

no

Limitless_screaming , in Dare to touch the grass already!
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

1:30AM is your bed O'clock? what a cool duck.

Quills , in I was 27 at your age, son
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait what-

cantsurf ,

My interpretation: The father is possibly misremembering how quickly he achieved milestones in his early adulthood and he now has unrealistic expectations for his son.

Or the father is just giving his son shit.

Water ,

My take is that it’s either similar to saying that the dad had to walk uphill both ways or it’s just a piece of absurdist humor where the stupidity of the statement is itself the joke.

Asafum ,

Thank you for putting a name to something I couldn’t express so concise! Apparently I really enjoy absurdist humor lol

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