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Reddfugee42 , in Erdtree sm sm

Life is hard when you don’t know how to use a dollar sign

PrivateNoob OP ,

$

Bros I’ve used the sign. Finally life will be easy!

Reddfugee42 ,

But not correctly.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

One day at a time, small victories.

Reddfugee42 ,

Small failure so far but keep at it

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

I honestly like this usage better. It matches verbal useage (fourty dollars), and also matches other units (40kg, 40kph, 40cm, and so on).

kabi ,

I agree and always write it like that at first, but it’s also true that for example fifty kilodollars (50k$) just looks better as $50k

…although it might just be silly enough that it works…

GoodEye8 ,

Have you considered that it looks better because you’re used to seeing it that way? It’s the same with Fahrenheit vs Celsius, the one you’ve grown up with make more sense and is more pleasing to the eye.

msage ,

Or 50€

some_guy , in I can see paradise by the cooler light

I once saw a cop car moving at the same speed as a shadow cast by a cloud. It looked like the cop was bringing darkness. The metaphor would hit me much harder now; this was in maybe 2000.

yrmp , in i shall simply remain illiterate

I am a German born American who worked for the post office. Still fighting my alcoholic demons but I’ll have something to write about when I’m done.

gnomesaiyan , in I can see paradise by the cooler light
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Drink copious amounts of alcohol during a heat have? Nope.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in Erdtree sm sm

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Probably Shriner’s or St. Jude’s.

Chainweasel ,

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be a juice box

HonkTonkWoman ,

That’s how Big Tobacco gets ya…

Donkter ,

Nah. Wife wants coke, a brick of hash, bottle of pills, some meat and some sausage. Kid wants a sandwich and some ciggies.

rockerface , in I can see paradise by the cooler light

Guidance of grace is not easy to discard, o Tarnished

PrivateNoob , in Flat to not flat

Good, another one has deceived. /s

youtu.be/vgLHOUNc6zc

nieceandtows , in I can see paradise by the cooler light

That’s your next quest marker. Debilitating alcoholism any % speedrun.

meldrik , in Flat to not flat

It was nice to see this meme in reverse for once.

Annoyed_Crabby , in I can see paradise by the cooler light

That’s extraction beam from alien craft, they’re stealing beer

reddthat_209 , in i shall simply remain illiterate

I LOL’ed at the writer Pic, not sure why, but LOL

Rhynoplaz ,

Probably because that’s the punchline of the joke. That was the designer’s intent, so, good job!

supercargo , in I can see paradise by the cooler light

Probably some dumb fetch quest. 😏

Caesium , in i shall simply remain illiterate

My favorite thing I learned while researching for writing was that hunter-gatherers worked less hours than the modern human 🙃

iirc the article stated ‘work’ as when they hunted, not for stuff like cooking and crafting

Michal ,

To be fair, there were a lot fewer people then, so they didn’t have to compete for resources as much, and you could get a nice cave for dirt cheap

Thcdenton ,

There’s so much fucking land owned by the govt. They’re squeezing us together to keep their machine going.

Bernie_Sandals , (edited )
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

Which government are you talking about? Most land owned by the government in the U.S. is either worthless desert, contracted out to the private sector, or the small bit leftover that’s actually used by the federal government.

QuantumSparkles ,

There’s so much property owned by companies that are fucking empty because of the insane rent while four generations of a family are huddled together in a single apartment the size of a bathroom

sparkle ,
lapislazuli , in Flat to not flat

Flat to not flat in six panels flat. Nice.

ByteJunk ,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve come full circle

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

*full sphere

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Oblate spheroid.

SkyezOpen ,

Banana shaped

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Circle back now y’all

NegativeInf ,

Two hops this time.

stembolts , in i shall simply remain illiterate

I agree with the comedy image.

The only thing worse than the squalor of addiction is the unearned confidence of people with glasses.

flicker ,

Dammit.

Back to contacts I guess.

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