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NutWrench , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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Well clearly it’s the truck. If you don’t eat that truck right away, it’s gonna spoil.

Enkrod , in smoking
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I was very very lucky.

I turned 26 when I heard myself coughing like a 66 year old chainsmoker with cancerous lungs, found I was unable to run up stairs and out of breath after carrying groceries inside. I had to have a cig every morning so I would be able to have a shit at all, but if I did… that first drag sent me rushing to the bathroom, it got so bad, I had to light the first one while sitting on the loo, or i’d shit my pants.

That’s when I found myself disgusted with myself. I stopped, I simply stopped. From 38 cigarettes per day to 0. I am so happy it worked, because I am a very easily tempted personality and tend towards addiction in anything that gives my brain pleasure.

It took a year before I completely stopped coughing and two years before I could run up those stairs again, but one day I simply realized “Oh my! I’m not out of breath. What… what happened? Oh, yeah I quit smoking! Damn this feels nice!”

EssentialNPC , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Oh, I see your mistake. Those are Samsung fridges. Nothing has a shorter lifespan than a Samsung fridge. Since there are two they will die together to maximize the inconvenience factor, and they thus must be clicked simultaneously. That is the only way a fake Samsung fridge could mimic the frustration caused by a real one.

umbraroze , in Protect yourself friends.

Fun thing, the last time I used LimeWire was actually in Linux. So obviously I was immediately highly suspicious about .exe results. (Wouldn’t even have been able to run them anyway. Wine was far less functional back then.)

octopus_ink , in Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources

I have been on the firefox train since it was new. I witnessed the rise of Chrome and Chromium, and never really felt the pull, and worried about everyone targeting the same platform. Figured I’d stay on FF until I had no choice. Don’t see myself leaving.

eldavi ,

Figured I’d stay on FF until I had no choice. Don’t see myself leaving.

i’m in a similar boat and given the overwhelming majority popular use of chrome, it feels clear to me that firefox will eventually stop working and i wonder what surfing will like like for me in the future.

i suspect i’ll have to go back to use chrome again.

NauticalNoodle , (edited ) in Protect yourself friends.

it’s cool, I use linux now. It’s secure -mostly.

zakobjoa , in smoking
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Ask your GP for Bupropion.

shneancy , in smoking

I’m doing it for the bit, a week ago i got high and thought how funny it’d be to stop smoking because drugs told me to. So i did lmao

answersplease77 , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

I don’t mind captchas if there were 1-3 of them only. Try connecting via vpn or tor, you get stuck with 30+ captchas one after another going in loop even if you kept answering them all correctly they keep on coming: select truck, select bike, select cum… holymoly fucking shit bro

cosmicrookie , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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I guess this proves OP is a bot! Mods ban this account

garbagebagel , in Protect yourself friends.

Shout out to that time when I was like 11 and tried to download a lil bow wow song and my sister and I were greeted with a full screen p-in-v POV amateur porn on the family computer.

jaybone ,

And then she got stuck in the dryer?

Zerush , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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Captchas today are completely obsolete to avoid bots, more now with AI, since years and are just simple click ads from different companies since no one clicks on banner ads anymore. A simple Honeypot system or, as they do in some forums, waiting half an hour before sending the email with the account code, are much more efficient to avoid bots, without pissing off the user.

lightnegative , in He does that a lot.

“Fuck off Jesus” memes (or equivalent) are the best

grandel , in smoking

Quitting is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times!

Haaveilija , in smoking

“Gondor has smo king, Gondor needs smo king?”

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