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mrbubblesort , in Breakfasts from around the world!
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I'm sorry, wtf!!! A gallon of paint???? Please OP, that's ridiculous. We use metric here in Japan, it's 4 liters of paint. Do some research and get it right next time!

ParsnipWitch , in Equality for all!

Unless of course it’s memes sexist against women. That’s totally fine and funny

volvoxvsmarla , in The questions that keep you up at night

I feel weirdly uncomfortable with both and I would choose c) in the middle of the neck And I am not sure how to view you as a human being if your perception differs

Lemmylefty , in Breakfasts from around the world!
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If a German has leftovers he helpfully leaves them atop pool chairs to feed the hungry.

OhmsLawn , in Can you Americans pass the test?

North Asturias

Chaser , in Good afternoon I choose violence.

Not to be that guy, but he’s Swedish

Madison420 ,

But French trained and stereotypical pizza is really an Italian American thing anyhow.

And fun fact he isn’t swedish chef everywhere, in some places he’s just chef or grim somewhere else.

The swedish say he sounds Norwegian (which honestly, yes) the Danish call him chef, in Germany he’s Danish. It’s kinda fun.

c0mbatbag3l , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Dude it’s Vulcan, come on now.

GGEZ

Skoobie , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Ah, the rare pre-sinking of Atlantis European map Wherever did you find a copy?

frippa OP ,
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Joe gave it to me

Skoobie ,
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Man, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.

CeruleanRuin , in Can you Americans pass the test?

Is that the fabled East Dakota?

Ghostalmedia , in KippaB?
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BMW’s industrial design has really gone downhill over the past 5-10 years. What is going on over there?

craftyindividual ,

I believe they are designing for the east Asian market, where the bulk of these cars will be sold. Over there the prestige element is more important than BMWs history or classic design beauty.

For some reason big aggressive grills are the way of the future. Personally I hate this trait, give me an E21 any day of the week.

257m , in Can you Americans pass the test?

Doggerland

WheeGeetheCat , in Finally, a rock type Eevee evolution
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I need to make this into a planter and keep it on my desk. I don’t think it would be possible to be upset with this thing around

chalupapocalypse , in If everyone was spread out onto different instances, and communities were based all over the fediverse, the decisions of one instance would be less impactful.

Is there a list somewhere

mayo ,

off the top of my head, there’s this

domain/instances

eg.

lemmy.today/instances

There are other better ways to browse them probably

wewbull ,

That’s only a list of federated instances to your instance.

mayo ,

There’s more! It looked comprehensive to me but just because it was a massive list.

Mountaineer ,
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join-lemmy.org/instances

Sigmatank , in If everyone was spread out onto different instances, and communities were based all over the fediverse, the decisions of one instance would be less impactful.

Join a local instance, and then don’t forget to donate to it

Misconduct ,

I’m doing my part!

mifilmi ,
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done that…

wesker , in I just need to mark a notification read 😅
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tries to fingerprint unlock with sweaty hands

Phone: I’VE NEVER MET THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE

Sharpiemarker ,

Too accurate

Bye ,

Faceid while wearing a hat or covering my chin or with half my face covered by a pillow:

“Who is this imposter”

Grass ,

I have my same finger scanned in 3 times dry and 5 times in varying degrees of wetness. Also two in pruny state. It mostly works. It’s a pixel 7a which has a shit finger reader so you may be able to get away with one of each.

Edit. Just in case I’ll clarify that the system thinks I registered 10 fingerprints but it’s all my thumb.

radau ,

I know what I’m doing when I get my 4th RMAd Pixel 5A back lol

Gormadt ,
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Straight up I tried finger print unlock for less than a week before I cut the finger I used to unlock my phone so I had to change it.

Also a related unfun fact, you can be forced by the police to give biometrics but not information you know.‡ So having your devices lock via biometrics means that law enforcement can force you to unlock your devices.

‡ This applies to the US, I’m not sure if it applies elsewhere. IANAL YMMV

wesker ,
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That’s a legit security tip. To expound upon it, phones that support storage encryption are typically decrypted the first time you enter your password after powering on. So if you’re travelling by air, stopped by cops, etc, you should consider powering down your phone.

kbotc ,

If you ever feel like you’re about to deal with a cop on your iPhone, mash the side button. 5x on the side button forces it into “ask for a passcode” mode. It’s emergency mode, but emergency mode forces you to out in a passcode to do anything other than show medical ID, turn off the phone (still trackable), or dial emergency services.

lickmysword ,

Yo I had no idea this is also on the pixel 4a thanks for pointing it out!

burningmatches ,

Puts on sunglasses

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