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Shard , in Duck

Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?

Kleysley ,

This wouldnt work because if quantums are grouped together they lose their quantum properties. Thus a duck in a superposition can unfortunately not exist :)

OtakuAltair ,

Source? I’ll continue to believe in my quantum super-duck until proven otherwise!

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Schrödingers duck

Kleysley ,

There is no definite proof, there is also no definite proof that a quantum can even be in a superposition at all (in the sense od being in two states at once) becuae we cannot observe it. Physicist Niels Bohr for example believes that the outcome is already set long before we observe it.

dingleberry , in monkey brain like package

“What is it?”

…a nail cutter.

Hawk , in Can you Americans pass the test?

Maps without Listenbourg

Vama85 , in The current state of gaming

D4 isnt that bad tbh

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

started out ok, turned into a turd.

TheAlbacor ,

Seriously, how do you have a worse battle pass for a full price game than Fortnite does? It’s pretty pathetic.

smolyeet ,

It really isn’t. There’s so many free skins that look good and are better than the battlepass ones that I haven’t been tempted to buy it. It’s just been cool to hate on Diablo.

The season is whatever but it let me start a new character and I’m having a lot of fun after the barb buffs. Minus the performance issues in social spaces , it’s still a lot of fun. But I guess you get downvoted gif having an opinion… thought this wasn’t Reddit

snek_boi , (edited ) in Ain't no harm adding more parm

Ummm… This is a bit grotesque, so if you don’t like graphical bodily stuff, maybe skip what follows. Anyway, someone gifted me really expensive and rare cheese recently. By that point, I had been eating less animal products, so I had forgotten my body couldn’t really handle dairy…

My friend and I tried it and it was absurdly tasty. We kept on eating, grating, eating, grating… In a single sitting, my friend and I ate the whole thing.

Oh boy, what a mistake. My belly ached. I was bloated. ‘Not a problem’, I thought, ‘tomorrow morning everything will be okay’. My lactase-abundant friend left and I went to sleep.

Middle of the night. I woke up. Nausea. Dizziness. I just had to go go the toilet. I ran. Oh boy, my stomach wasn’t happy with me. At all.

I figured I’d wait and see if this ended up being serious. It could be temporary. Except, I had to go to the toilet again, and again, and again.

“OK, snek_boi, you need electrolytes. You won’t die from lactose intolerance-induced dehydration. I refuse”. So I went to the store, got the electrolytes, and chugged them as I came back. Alright. Time to sleep, again.

I managed to sleep, except when I woke up I still felt nauseous. I went to the bathroom. This time, (TRIGGER WARNING, GROTESQUE) I was pooping radioactive water. It was bright yellow, almost like Powerade or Gatorade or something like that. Wtf.

I took out my phone to see if I should go to the hospital. Turns out, if you eat too much cheese, it goes through a whole process as your body tries to decompose it. The very last step is pooping bile, which is secreted in an attempt to digest the fat in cheese.

Knowing about that whole ‘cheese digestion process’, I guessed I wouldn’t die anytime soon. I just sat on the toilet, drinking my electrolyte solution, contemplating, contemplating my poor decisions, contemplating the wondrous complexity of chemistry and biology, contemplating the fragility of human life and good gut health.

TL;DR: Too much cheese can mess you up.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I’m sure you know this but I felt the need to put this PSA out here. You can buy lactase pills at the pharmacy to mitigate some of the intestional catastrophe from eating dairy

June , in huh?

New cryptid. I want a tattoo of it.

grue ,

I want it to become the mascot of !fuck_cars

Shard , in Can you Americans pass the test?

This honestly had me confused for longer than I’d like to admit.

I’m from east asia so european geography isn’t my forte. But I like to think I’ve played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.

Viking_Hippie , in I Smile but I want to Hit Someone
shackleford , in Before Google maps

My how the times change…

Farman , in Can you Americans pass the test?

The country of whales 🐳

littlecolt , in Can you Americans pass the test?

We all know that’s Old Orleans.

RagingRobot ,

Did they know it was going to be old when they named it?

littlecolt ,

It was always old.

Viking_Hippie , in Before Google maps

Suddenly: Liechtenstein!

Kidplayer_666 , in It'll rub out

You shouldn’t have put vodka in the engine. This car ain’t Russian enough

oldGregg ,
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Kidplayer_666 ,

I love this channel. Finally someone who also follows Wade

justcallmelarry , in A muffler almost as big as your mom

Missing neighbour drilling on saturday morning

TimeSquirrel ,
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6am, time to build that shed! I have a busy afternoon scheduled of sitting in the garage drinking and picking at my belly button lint.

Zerush , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Mexico?

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