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velox_vulnus , in the Germ-ans

Words that start with S are pronounced like Z. R is not a the end, so it is Rrrr, not R. Therefore, the real word is ZCHMETTERRRRRLING.

GregorGizeh ,

🤨 you will probably want to ask your tutor for your money back.

“Shmatterling” is likely the closest sounding english approximation.

EherVielleicht OP ,
@EherVielleicht@feddit.org avatar

Zerschmetterling!

whome ,

Was hast du hier verloren? Zurück zu ich_iel aber hop hop.

EherVielleicht OP ,
@EherVielleicht@feddit.org avatar

Ei, Ei!

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

German spy!!

EherVielleicht OP ,
@EherVielleicht@feddit.org avatar

Psst, the Angelsachsen are reading!

KomfortablesKissen ,

Achtung, Feind hört mit

velox_vulnus ,

Thanke Zchön, thiß waß inßightvul.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

“Chmétteurlïnke” pour l’approximation française.

lugal ,

Basically yes but SCH is like SH. Also ER is often a single vowel somewhere close to U in “but”.

I_Clean_Here ,

Sch, it starts with sch. You German bad

TheBat , in AI bros
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

I had to change WhatsApp language to Fr*nch for it’s facebook AI button to disappear.

merthyr1831 ,

first good thing the French have done

Glide ,

Second. The guillotine.

selokichtli ,

Doesn’t work for me.

RagingRobot ,

You could also just not use the button though right? Lol

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Yes but it’s still there, no option to hide it.

Linnce ,

Whatsapp has AI? Is this very new or county specific?

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

They started rolling out since last month or so

merc ,

its

daniskarma ,

In my country we don’t have an AI button either. What it’s supposed to do?? It’s the AI talking for you? Or it’s just another chatbot trying to get your data?

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

You click on it and enter prompts.

There’s no option hide that button.

merthyr1831 , in AI bros

Please bro please let me generate a few sentences of garbled sentences for you please bro I fucking love to say stuff like “delve” please

sirico , in the Germ-ans
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

We used to call then flutterbys definitely trolling

Phantaminum , in the Germ-ans

Mariposa gang

SnotFlickerman , in the Germ-ans
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

TOOL was the first group of people who proved to me that innocuous german words can be made to sound like a thundering political speech filled with evil intent when in reality it’s just a cake (cookie?) recipe with no eggs.

sverit ,

UND KEINE EIER!

Hagdos ,

Die eier von Satan literally means Satan’s eggs. It’s a recipe for round cookies with hash. And no eggs.

TheDarksteel94 ,

Can’t unhear the guy’s accent 😂

PianistInteroreyar OP , in Repeat the line, Mr president
@PianistInteroreyar@lemmy.kya.moe avatar

Not that line!

AWittyUsername , in AI bros

Fucking google messages now has “AI”

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

And Proton Mail as of today. JFC JUST GIVE ME A LINUX DRIVE CLIENT FOR FUCKS SAKE.

P4ulin_Kbana ,

Proton Mail also has AI? Just opened the app and found nothing

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Do you pay for it?

P4ulin_Kbana ,

No, I use “the free plan”. /srs

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Yeah, I signed up early as a paid user. It’ll be on yours eventually after they have us do the alpha tests lol.

ODGreen ,

proton.me/blog/proton-scribe-writing-assistant

Sam_Bass , in AI bros

If the amount of money spent equalled the amount of utility in the stuff it would be more popular than it is

Bocky , in Man is condemned to be free

I was confused about why the guard was pouring wine on them

FmbyMF ,

He’s pissing on them lol

trolololol ,

Came here to ask this question

antmzo220 , in Funny because it's true

We are not all the same.

We are products of our environment and different people come from different environments.

This is different than silly “race science” or whatever you are implying in the meme.

lolcatnip , in Asking gemini if google is a monopoly

So Gemini came up with the same decision as the US court? Is there supposed to be something surprising here?

Weirdmusic ,
@Weirdmusic@lemmy.world avatar

Except the US Federal Court determined that Google has indeed engaged in anti competitive behaviour. Gemini apparently doesn’t want to share that little nugget of information.

lolcatnip ,

You asked for a yes or no answer on Google being a monopoly, and it said yes. What more do you want?

Paradachshund , in Asking gemini if google is a monopoly

The call is coming from inside the building.

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) in meta lemmy cross-instances dissing

Rofl the Reddit eyes are perfect.

Also … the last panel sounds like lemmyon.grab …

https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fus-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net%2F71ad6959-9d95-4ce2-8dab-34a71541405c-1656215906667.jpg

P4ulin_Kbana ,

What does that means?

UlyssesT , in Asking gemini if google is a monopoly

It’s not a monopoly if the monopoly’s reach extends to other business schemes morshupls

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