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Thcdenton , in Where is my room

The ac was always ice cold in those halls. I miss it but I wont do hotel pools anymore.

Unpigged , in How are there so many of them

I see more Dutch content than German.

SteveXVII ,

That’s odd, I see more German content and I am Dutch.

eleefece , in I hate these icons
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[It could be sooo easy to solve, but noooo…

It could be sooo easy to solve, but noooo…

0x0 ,

Without the distracting colors, now I can see this says MAPOD

Sundial , in Bidet anyone?

Such a huge difference in cleanliness when using these.

Ioughttamow ,

Everytime I travel I wonder how the godless savages live like this

Sundial ,

A lot of middle eastern countries have these at hotels.

papertowels ,

You can buy portable bidets! Been a game changer for travel

kamen , in I hate these icons

Custom icon packs for the win!

Aeri , in How are there so many of them
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I filter non-english subs whenever I can (Sorry I want to be able to read things) ;v;

There doesn’t seem to be an automatic way to do this though

HairyHarry ,

There doesn’t seem to be an automatic way to do this though

Actually there is a very simple way for doing exact this: Go to your profile -> settings -> languages

Aeri ,
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The only settings i see are these, and if I navigate to my own profile I don’t see any unique setting buttons.

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HairyHarry ,

are you using a browser or any lemmy client? in a browser:

Desktop: click on your username, located on the upper right corner

Mobile: click on the menu icon in the upper right corner, then on your username.

Now click on “settings”

It should look like this now:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e9f1d4e-9810-4c07-af94-2f69f813c798.jpeg

Aeri ,
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I promise I’m not stupid, but uhhhh, when I click on my name, it brings me to a page that looks like a community with an overview of everything I’ve posted, but there’s not an option to select a language.

That said, I was also spooked off by the “You won’t see most content” thing, which led me to believe that a lot of communities aren’t language tagged properly(?)

HairyHarry ,

I promise I’m not stupid, but uhhhh, when I click on my name, it brings me to a page that looks like a community with an overview of everything I’ve posted,

Strange. I get that only when I click on my name and then choose “profile” instead of “settings”.

You are on lemmy.world, aren’t you?

Aeri ,
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It turns out old.lemmy.world doesn’t have it lmao.

I hate the newer style look so uh, yeah.

HairyHarry ,

Ah. But at least now we both know, why you couldn’t find it. Good luck with that feature (if you are going to use it).

Imgonnatrythis , in Bidet anyone?

Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.

davel ,
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i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

MeowZedong ,
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Mine auto-tweets which number and the health profile of what I did and even switches between accounts based upon who is using it. Biometric scanning and mass data collection is used to match you with the correct account. If you don’t have one, it registers new users without an account. Obviously filters out those under 13 as they don’t meet the terms of service.

When you flush it also plays a recording of a random tweet from our Lord and Savior Elon’s account in his voice.

Edit: Can’t wait for my Cyber Truck to arrive so I can connect it and activate the feature where it honks my truck’s horn every time I flush.

uberstar OP ,
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If he’s coming through with these…

yewtu.be/watch?v=ds81B9Fd7HE

homeboy’s gonna like… get it 😉

MeowZedong ,
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Full HD and in stereo!

dessalines ,

I love the idea that someone gets so conditioned by that song, that they either can’t poop without hearing it, or whenever they do hear it in a public place, they immediately shit themselves.

idunnololz ,
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I don’t have an outlet next to my toilet. I would love to add them though but I’m gonna need an electrician

Imgonnatrythis ,

Can sometimes drop one pretty easily from ceiling vent van or light switch. If not, yeah electrician might be needed. Make it a gift to yourself if you are able. It’s one of those decisions there’s no way you are going to regret.

davel , in Bidet anyone?
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Three seashells and a poop knife was good enough for my pappy and my grandpappy and his pappy before him, and it’s damn well good enough for me & my sons.

UniversalFlamingo ,
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I wish I could upvote this twice.

randomuser38529 ,

Gifting mine in your name, I got your back.

Coherence ,

And my bidet…

KingOfTheCouch ,

And my axe!

jol , in I hate these icons

There’s always a yoyo effect with design. I fully expect Google to swing back to gothic palette and highly detailed icon within the next decade.

NegativeLookBehind , in I hate these icons
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What I see:

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

AndrasKrigare , in Where is my room

Thank you for actual POV

Vytle , in How are there so many of them

I’m legitimately trying to learn German because of this

LiveFreeDie8 ,

Weiter so! Ich lerne auch Deutsch.

tfowinder ,
@tfowinder@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes I do like German.

LustyArgonianMana , (edited )
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I’m genuinely trying to renaturalize to Germany eventually and all I need is to learn German, so this ended up being a happy accident

lichtmetzger ,

Sehr gut.

TachyonTele ,

Oh, no thank you. I’m full.

KomfortablesKissen ,

Macht doch nichts, da geht noch mehr.

TachyonTele ,

It matters to me :(

_____ , in How are there so many of them

The conflict between seeing so many German users but also wanting more people on Lemmy altogether. Alright Germans… You win this time

kerrigan778 , in I hate these icons

I don’t love the difficulty of extremely fast individual identification but there is something to be said for the ease of extremely fast collective identification, it makes it very easy to see which group of apps each app belongs to, which is also valuable.

uis ,

Except this is not “browsers” group or “email clients” group, this is “vertical monopoly” group.

Cyanocobalamin , (edited ) in Bidet anyone?

Wouldn’t recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.

Edit: I appreciate the advice about pressure, but folks, I was joking about power washers 😆

wildbus8979 ,

Extra pressure seems to have done wonders for Wim Hof.

Rai ,

My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.

ikidd ,
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I like a diesel-fired Hotsy, myself.

nifty , (edited )
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There are pressure and temperature regulators you’re supposed to attach with them so that you can have control over both

Edit in case you’re interested, it’s called a bidet mixing valve, and you can control temp and pressure with a single accessory which you attach to your existing plumbing. The controls for the adjustments are kept outside of the wall and look like any regular shower control for temp. They sell them in any number of stylings and finishes

frostysauce ,

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

olafurp ,

You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They’re also not all the same.

MadBob ,

To the bone, you say?

Cyanocobalamin ,

Yeah… I probably should have watched some reviews before buying this.

MadBob ,

“Dad’s awfully noisy in the toilet these days!” “It’s his new bidet! He says it cleans his arse to the bone!” “To the bone, you say?”

CaptainEffort ,

And his wife?

MadBob ,

To the bone, you say!

DJDarren ,

I have the same, cleaned my tonsils a treat at the same time.

general_kitten ,

In finland they are adjusted by the tap so you can have appropriate temp./pressure.

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