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Gork , in Magic bush

My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

charles ,
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My uncle had a dog for about 10 years. Took him camping every weekend and would chill out by the truck all day. No issues. One random dog came up and peed on the truck tire once. Dog said “wait what you can do that?” and for the rest of his life pissed on the truck. It was a mindvirus.

roguetrick ,

Motherfuckers need to be aware that this is MY FUCKING TRUCK. Can’t believe I gotta make this clear, but I’ve personally seen that there exists dumb motherfuckers in this world that do not understand.

kungen ,

Dogs don’t care that much about covering their poop, they just do it as a way to mark their territory and such.

Crashumbc ,

We had a rescue that at some point watched a male dog pee. She would squat then lift her left leg and pee. It was hysterical to watch.

aaaaace , in Magic bush

If only I knew whete he lived, I’d put a pie in the next bush. Then in the next one.

variants , in Magic bush

My dog found a piece of chicken one time and similar to that she always goes crazy when we get around that area.

She also got jumped by two chihuahuas near this house and is always super paranoid walking backwards and everything when we get near there only until we get closer to the house with the cats she starts hyper focusing because she knows as soon as we get past the fence she can look to the right and see a fat cat that she stares at intensely. Compared to my other dog next to her who is blissfully ignorant of all things going on around him

Transtronaut , in Magic bush

I’m the same way with mushroom spots.

psud ,

But that makes sense for mushrooms. The bulk of the fungus lives in that spot underground, you’re just hoping it survives and fruits again

Thcdenton , in stick it in

bonk

BetaBlake , in Magic bush

I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I’d keep meeting cool girls there…god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.

Alexstarfire ,

Depends on the place. Her house? Yea, that’s a lot more sad. Arcade, skatepark, etc? You’re good.

nexguy , in Magic bush
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Why would…pie be in bush?

Hylactor ,

Maybe the pie was there first and the bush grew around it.

xthexder ,
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/s right?

Hylactor ,

No, I’m dead serious. I believe an exposed pie would survive on the ground long enough for a whole bush to grow around it and then subsequently be eaten by a dog. I am in no way being humorous.

roguetrick ,

Why would a dog eat a bush though.

Hylactor ,

Peer pressure.

xthexder ,
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Looking back at this, it’s pretty obvious, but my hungover brain was somewhere else this morning. My bad

some_guy , in Magic bush

When I was a little kid, I found a dollar in a dresser drawer. I suspect a family member put it there to surprise me and forgot about it or didn’t know that I found it because I didn’t announce it. I kept opening my dresser drawers hoping magical money would appear for a long time. Sadly, it was only the one time.

deuleb_biezelbob , in Vote!
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trump/harris campaign

(or trump-harris from now on?

yogthos OP ,
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she did say she’d be open to a republican in her cabinet

deuleb_biezelbob ,
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I wish elections were based on memes

Like some sort of inside joke.

wreleven , in Magic bush
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My old pup found a slice of pizza under a fence once. That was for forever pizza fence.

GM7077 , in How capitalism works
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@yogthos In reality there's a lot more people falling off the unicycle...

yogthos OP ,
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totally

dessalines , in Vote!

Oh, you’re seriously gonna pretend that moloch is better than baal is??? The hellfire demons eating civilians at random would be soo much worse if moloch were running things.

  • Voting third party (i don’t care if jesus promised to end the hellfire demons, his party won’t win, and is just a spoiler for the baal vote) - a vote for moloch.
  • Not prefacing a criticism of baal’s administration (cmon, we all know he realistically can’t stop the hellfire demons) without first saying you’ll vote for him? Also a vote for moloch.
  • Not voting - a vote for moloch.
  • Going to the bathroom? Believe it or not, also a vote for moloch.

/s

Ion , in meta lemmy cross-instances dissing

“I must preserve my echo chamber!”

Track_Shovel ,
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HOW DARE YOU HAVE A MODERATELY DISSENTING VOICE, YOU LITERAL NAZI?!?!

SteveFromMySpace ,

I’ll take this comment more seriously when literal nazis stop demanding we listen to them.

Track_Shovel ,
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Oh literal Nazis can get fucked. My point is that you can disagree on topics and that health discourse is good

SteveFromMySpace ,

I find most people who complain about echo chambers are just mad that they aren’t allowed to barge in everyone’s door and start shouting their bigoted opinions like it’s some moral imperative we all give equal time to all opinions/ideologies.

Are positive, liberal LGBT communities echo chambers? Are they not allowed a collective space to hang out without having to explain themselves all the time?

Cowbee ,
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It depends. Defederation for good reasons is good, defederation for bad or false reasons is generally bad.

As an example, having a strict and democratic defederation/federation policy has contributed to Hexbear having the most active trans community on Lemmy, and it’s a good thing that there’s an actively protected trans space free from bigotry.

At the same time, defederating from instances for political reasons under the guise of other reasons is generally a bad thing.

It’s largely context dependent.

SteveFromMySpace ,

Yes. Doing something bad for a bad reason is bad, doing a good thing for a good reason is good.

JustAnotherKay ,

You’re in an echo chamber if you curate your home feed to only show one opinion and then never change it; it doesn’t matter what the opinion is

SteveFromMySpace ,

That’s a flagrant strawman

Ion ,
Ion ,

Well that’s definitely your own experience on federated platforms, but I wasn’t speaking to that circumstance. I made a mastodon account and criticized our government’s massive funding of Israel in spite of our lack of critical infrastructure and healthcare and got spammed with “Israel has a right to defend itself, and you 're a trumper if you think otherwise” type comments by people that post one response and then immediately block you. Which is laughable and couldn’t be further from the truth. That is the perpetual echo chamber I was referring to from my personal experience.

sem , in meta lemmy cross-instances dissing
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pelespirit , in meta lemmy cross-instances dissing
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I think it depends on what you disagree with. If one is promoting going after our neighbors, hunting them down and killing them? Yeah, defederate. If another is Meta trying to take over the federation. Yeah, I vote defederate. If one thinks Hawaiian pizza is a travesty and the other doesn’t, hold your horses.

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