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ArugulaZ , in Me 24/7

What's it called when you're too DRUNK to give a shit?

radix ,
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Inebripated?

ArugulaZ ,

I could work with that.

kersk ,

Definitely not shitfaced.

newIdentity ,

High af on Alcohol

CurlyMoustache ,
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Gjfkdhdhjd

jollyrogue , in What do you choose?

Hastings. Those who know, know.

flees ,
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Dang, for real.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime , in Running, on our way, hiding, you will be dying, one thousand deaths

You will pay dying.

Love how random this is tho

altima_neo , in Never forget
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Shes got a million Instagram followers because shes showing off her ass on the internet.

FlexibleToast ,

She made a bunch of money on OnlyFans just for having an account there. Horny people do weird things.

Haha ,

More like they cash her Inside amiright?

Default_Defect ,
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Everyone has an ass, not everyone got two reeses peanut butter cups in their lunchables.

VYTSKA , in HUP!

The amount of massive excel sheets I’ve seen in various departments, when I was working as an office IT was ridiculous.

Some people had to wait for 30 seconds with every minor change and that was “normal”.

Excel != Database

Track_Shovel OP ,

I have word documents that do that sometimes. It’s fucking terrible.

heird ,

I’ve worked for a massive corporation in which they had 300mb+ excel files they bought high specs computers just to have them load fast enough and searching would take 3 to 5 minutes we suggested that they’d try moving it to Microsoft access and the query became instant, I can’t imagine the hours wasted waiting for the queries to run

ReadyUser30 ,

Jesus guys just hire a dba and go to SQL already.

Hamartiogonic ,
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My rule of thumb when Excel is still just fine:

  1. The data fits on the screen. Roughly 40x30 matrices are fine. These rules aren’t set in stone, so there are situations when it’s still justified to use matrices larger than that.
  2. You can see all the sheets you need. Roughly 10-14 sheets. If you need more sheets than that, you should probably split the calculation into several files.
  3. You need complicated VBA macros and you need them to run perfectly every time. In my experience, this programming language is infuriatingly unpredictable and unreliable. Random things happen all the time and no amount of debugging is able to solve these types of cosmic problems.

You can go beyond those general guidelines, but using everything gets more and more annoying the further you go. Pretty soon you’ll realize it would have been better to build the whole thing in Python, R or something else. Once the file size hits 15 MB you know you’ve gone way too far and it’s about time you rebuilt the whole calculation using some nicer tool. I try to switch as soon as possible when I realize my calculations are about to grow beyond these limits.

expatriado , in rip mullah gang

tuesday morning things

Fish , in Why am I like this?

They were boring anyway

shapis , in Posting my favorite memes
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I don’t play games with dark patterns anymore. And seems like almost all of them went deep into that territory which severely limits what I can play.

DonJefe , in What do you choose?
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No need to bring any of them back. The world is a better place without them

Bongles , in The fuck

I got a 20 piece the other day and they gave me 2 sauces instead of 3, I’m still recovering.

buh , (edited ) in What do you choose?
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  • benjamin ,
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    Thanks for the memories 🥲

    Donebrach , in Probably New Zealanders too.
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    Wasn’t the whole point of Farscape that Aussies didn’t speak English and that one Florida guy had to teach them how?

    KingGordon , in What do you choose?

    I CHOOSE HARAMBE

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    I’ve still got my dick out.

    Owl , in LimeWire.exe
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    ah the good old days, where instead of recommendation algorithms you had some guy deliberately adding more popular artists’ names to songs so you’d accidentally download them and broaden your horizons a bit

    shoutouts to whoever mislabeled Chylinska as Rammstein in 2001 btw, you made me like 5% cooler

    Fuckass ,

    That’s how Soulja Boy boosted his numbers. He would upload his own songs and rename them to popular ones lol

    Cosmonauticus , in Never forget

    Stop giving stupid ppl attention

    kofe ,

    I’d encourage you to follow up on her story, actually. She’s spoken out against Dr. Phil along with other minors sent to “the ranch” for some pretty horrific abuse. Idk anything else about her, never listened to her music, but I think victims deserve to at least be heard. She probably has a better platform than others

    Duamerthrax ,

    I don’t even know who she is.

    kofe ,

    The “cash me ousside, how bow dah” meme started with her saying it on Dr. Phil’s show in 2016. She was like 13 at the time. His audience loooves seeing him treat his guests, often children, like shit. That meme popped off with a wider audience, though, catapulting her career rapping as Bhad Bhabie. That would all be well and good if she hadn’t suffered trauma due to the former psychologist. He’s denied any accountability for his involvement in sending children to “the ranch;” part of a larger problematic industry of children being literally kidnapped in the middle of the night from their homes and forced into conditions including sleep deprivation, hard physical labor, verbal abuse, and in some cases death. I can’t remember if Bhabie was exposed to someone dying or if it was someone else from the show.

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