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Adramis , in Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again

He forgot the safety sunglasses, rookie mistake.

son_named_bort , in Unfortunate series of events

I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.

ThiefUserPermissions ,

Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.

robinslave , in Abe-sama gives advice

not an advice, an order XD

zyratoxx ,
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Execute Order 69

maplealmond ,

I don’t think that will have the intended result.

zyratoxx ,
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Ik, but it’s the only one I know of :')

c0mbatbag3l ,
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That is a negative impact. That is an “N” “I” negative impact.

gusVLZ , in Who cares to touch the grass?

yyyyMMddTHH:mm:ss.sss+Z for the win

NoName , in did the Simpsons get another one right?
Wilshire , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!
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LongbottomLeaf ,

Yeah! Leave Gandalf’s stash alone, smoke Saruman’s instead.

Blackmist , in Home sweet home

My dude, you’re missing out on a world of workplace skiving.

samus12345 ,
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This sentence starts out sounding American and ends up very British.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

Che_Donkey ,
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That is until you work in a kitchen where the chef replaced the light with a heat lamp bulb…I admired and hated him

OrganicLife ,

That’s devious and genius at the same time.

cassetti , in Facebook marketplace is a unique place

Y'all ready for a wild ride through the most fashion-forward shifter boot experience this side of the Mississippi? Picture this: you're sittin' pretty in your trusty ol' jalopy, gear-shifting like a champion, but somethin's missin', ain't it? That's right, it's the unmistakable touch of Mother Nature herself, wrapped around your shifter like a cozy critter hug. Introducin'... wait for it... the Squirrel Shift Sack!

Now, I reckon y'all might be thinkin', "Why in tarnation would I want a shifter boot made from squirrel fur?" Well, lemme tell ya, it's a revolution in automobile elegance! Just imagine cruisin' down them dusty roads, feelin' that squirrelly softness under your palm, like you're holdin' onto a piece of the wilderness right there in your rig. Ain't nothin' more exhilaratin' than shiftin' gears while a squirrel's cheerin' you on from beyond the grave.

You see, folks, this ain't just any ol' shifter boot – it's a statement. It says, "I'm a pioneer of panache, a trendsetter with a taste for the untamed." And don'tcha worry 'bout them PETA folks – these here squirrels done lived their lives to the fullest, and now they're enhancin' your automotive experience like never before.

Now, I know what y'all are thinkin': "How in blazes do I get my mitts on one of these critter-cozy shifter boots?" Fear not, my friend, 'cause we've got a whole network of squirrel wranglers scourin' the backwoods for the finest furs. We treat them squirrels with respect, givin' 'em the send-off they deserve, honorin' their memory as they ride shotgun in your ride.

So, if y'all wanna make your gear-shiftin' game as smooth as a skunk's backside, you better believe the Squirrel Shift Sack is the way to go. It's quirky, it's cozy, and it's downright country cool. Get ready to show off your squirrel swagger and leave them other drivers in the dust, wishin' they had a piece of that woodland wonder right in their palms. Saddle up, folks – it's time to squirrel up your ride!

primalanimist , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down
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Same reason I am here. I had two small communities for my interests there, but it was down so often that I decided to move here AND move my communities. This place seems a lot more stable. That’s really the downside of huge servers on lemmy IMO. If communities centralize on one server, whenever that one server is down, so are the communities for everyone.

I would totally run my own server but I’m not tech enough. I have spare hardware, and I have a 1GB fiber connection, but I am not a network security expert, so I am afraid my home IP address would be targeted and disrupt my house Internet in general. Even if I don’t allow others to create account or communities on my server, I still feel like it’s a risk for me because I am not skilled enough to deal with threats.

Syntax ,

How do you move a community, start fresh?

primalanimist ,
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Yes. Both were only a few months old and I was the only one posting in them anyway, so I just started going back through all the links and posting them here. I’m sure there will be tools for automating it down the road, without it spamming the local feeds of the server it’s moving to, but right now I know of no such application or feature.

Zyansheep , in HUP!

Its also a functional programming language!

nick ,

A functional reactive programming language no less.

Hyggyldy ,

It seems to be solid for making calculators. I’ve used a number of build optimizers for various games that are made in Excel.

Edit: Actually I guess they’re Google Sheets. Idk how the feature sets compare.

BeefDaddySupreme , in Fuck Reddit
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Indeed… Fuck reddit… I got banned for a Gorlock meme…

BeefDaddySupreme , in We call it 2D style
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I’m a part of the flat Mars club actually

Samsy , in Who cares to touch the grass?

I always wonder why old memes are losing pixels and quality. Like an old paper shared over the years.

ninchuka ,

because they get downloaded from say reddit and then reuploaded again a year later or so which since most sites/services compress files uploaded they get worse and worse quality

Swarfega ,

It’s the modern version of the VHS or cassette tape.

LemmyFeed ,

It’s because people keep taking screenshots of the image and sharing the screenshot instead of the original image file. It’s like making a copy of a copy of a copy until it looks like garbage.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Stop right there criminal scum, you are not allow to publish original copyrighted works, you are stealing from the artist’s mouth by squandering his market value !

So that’s why normal people screenshot.

Futurama ,

As usual, there’s an xkcd for that. Along with a more detailed explanation.

Lord_McAlister , in Sometimes it do be like that.

… What does this mean? Are you fighting over which to use or are they working together?

uphillbothways ,
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they're fighting for dominance to bring you down but in perfect balance thereby giving you dymaxion strength and ability

salient_one , in Who cares to touch the grass?
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@675 is the best!

atx_aquarian ,
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Wow, TIL. Whenever I’m down on my life’s accomplishments, I’ll just remember that this tried to happen.

salient_one ,
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One might ponder: is it better to be forgotten or be forever remembered for attempting something silly?

teranex ,
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I used to have a Swatch watch some 20 years ago that displayed internet time. It was such a cool (and nerdy) idea 🤓

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