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yellowflame8818 , in It was always this way

How many schools do you need?

muhyb ,

Yes.

GeoGio7 , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

Whatever lightning wants…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.

Witcher , in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

And hard to say

Witcher , in Accurate

Makes sense.

Lunyan , in Accurate
@Lunyan@kbin.social avatar

The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time

Vlixz ,
@Vlixz@lemmy.world avatar

Completely agree! It drives me nuts when people skip. Drives me nuts in films/video’s, and drives me nuts in porn xD

irmoz ,

Sometimes i skip 10s at a time because dialogue can get cringey then BAM he’s balls deep. I have to wonder, how did we get here? So i back up a little bit to see the masterful seduction at work.

NeroRecursive , in Great, juuuust great 😒
@NeroRecursive@jlai.lu avatar

Maybe he’s on lemmy now

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Doesn’t matter, I have no idea who the user is.

vrighter , in oh hai birb

hehe this reminded me of the game with the same name, where your goal is to “become toast”.

from the same dev as surgeon simulator.

gravitas_deficiency ,

It’s actually pretty fun.

I feel like there could be a “picnic expansion” where pigeons and stuff are the bosses

irmoz ,

Close, but it’s “I Am Bread”

Graphine , in “We’re always here for you"

Next up on the list of bringing over shitty Reddit concepts:

Telling every single person to break up who needs relationship advice.

Pantoffel ,

But seriously, you have to! He’s testing the grounds. Get out now or submit!

pastermil ,

Don’t you see all the red flags??? You should totally leave him.

June ,

That’s really not a Reddit exclusive thing. It’s more of an entire internet thing.

Spaceinv8er ,

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but that’s because a good amount of the time it’s true…

Relationships are a lot of work, but shouldn’t be hard. If your relationship is getting so difficult that you feel the need to post your issues on the Internet to get advice from strangers, your relationship is more or less done and haven’t really noticed it yet.

If it’s a one off issue that you need some outside help to see another perspective, than breaking up is probably not the solution; however, if it’s habitual then yeah breaking up is probably for the best.

We tend to have loss aversion and get trapped in the sunken cost fallacy with relationships and can’t see that it needs to end.

That said, giving advice for a bad relationship is like seeing a person who has an addiction problem. That person needs to realize what it is, and no amount of advice can help.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

I remember someone posting a asklemmy question about the “benefits of smoking” 🤦‍♂️

I feel bad for the person

Edit: I found the post, original post has been removed, but here’s my instance’s version that didn’t receive the deletion request: reddthat.com/post/822703

Revan343 ,

Benefits of smoking…well, it’s good for the environment, I suppose

Schlemmy ,

It can keep Alzheimer’s at bay

kameecoding ,

yeah I have a feelong the breakup immediately meme was started by a bunch of butthurt incel/meninist/redpiller types who would do such a thing in a relationship and don’t like it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey now this has nothing to do with gender. There’s plenty of women out there that jump straight to “just break up” at the first sign of a problem.

Graphine ,

I really don’t think so and I can say that from experience.

The reason I’ve posted about it before is because I can’t afford relationship counseling or even counseling for myself. And if I go to family, it’s hard for family to break away from that bias of defending you. So naturally you expect strangers to provide better advice.

That being said, yes I agree. If you’re looking for advice over stuff that is habitual, it probably warrants a breakup. My issue is that r/relationshipadvice is so fucking horrible that nearly every single post the consensus is to break up, even over minor issues. That part pisses me off. And I respectfully disagree. A lot of relationships ARE hard, and it really just depends on the dynamics. That doesn’t mean it has to consist of constant arguments and disagreements though.

rambos , in Accurate

You missed the blowjob

CeleryFC ,

That’s all I’m here for…

TheRedSpade ,

“Miss” isn’t the word I’d use.

wheeldawg , in Accurate

You guys have a spare hand to skip with?

Maybe I’m doing it wrong…

cassetti , in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions

Just don't subscribe. When netflix pissed me off, I unsubscribed. When Adobe moved to a subscription based platform, I forced myself to learn alternative applications (although I still have a copy of Adobe Creative Suite from 2003 which I am still using on old laptop when needed). When Microsoft started charging a subscription to use "office" apps, I switched to LibreOffice. During Covid when I wasn't using my gym membership I cancelled it and used that $75/month savings to start building a home gym setup (it ain't great, but its better than nothing!)

If something is a subscription, I either find an alternative program/service, or simply don't use it.

ScrotesforGoats , in Accurate

When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren’t home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?

FlaminGoku , in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

Shitposters are definitely not innocent.

I would also replace it with trolls because comments in that territory are consistently on or over the line.

unreachable , in Great, juuuust great 😒
@unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

digital information decay

bigmonkey , in Introvert tip #42
@bigmonkey@hexbear.net avatar

Sorry I can’t read this meme my phone’s about to die I’ll look later you never hear from me again

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