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some_guy , in ad blocker

This is my favorite thing that I’ve seen this week.

t_jpeg , in No comment

How is this a meme?

OurToothbrush OP ,

www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+meme&oq…

an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.

an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.

t_jpeg ,

Look, I’m just as communist as the next guy on Lemmy but I don’t get how this is funny or an imitable element of culture. This is literally just your opinion.

OurToothbrush OP ,

No, this is the opinion of Andrzej Kozlowski. And it is funny.

words_number ,

Explaining a joke is always great fun so here we go: This is an obviously borderline braindead statement made by a person who seemingly thinks they would bring up a strong, valid argument.

StarkillerX42 , in Important research

As a physicist, I find I get less confident in my ability to answer questions like this each day.

Gustephan ,

Probably doesn’t help that every consecutive year of physics education is like “anyway everything we taught you last year is a simplification that’s technically wrong. Here’s how it really works now that you know enough math to understand the next level”

gbs , in Capitalism CookBook: Take an invention which the inventor wanted to be accessible to everyone and make it 57 times more expensive than it costed to make it 🧐🎩

Feel like you missed an opportunity by not saying “Capitalism Crookbook”.

CyberGhost OP ,
@CyberGhost@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Gosh, you are right, totally missed that 🤦🏾

SaakoPaahtaa , in No comment

TIL there are no capitalist people who can read, as reading leads into communism or something idk if I could read I’d probably try to find the meme in this

OurToothbrush OP ,

Well, capitalists(people who own the means of production) who can read generally continue to support the system that benefits them.

And they’re able to pay so proles mostly only read ideas that are supportive of capitalism.

But that isnt the point of the meme, the joke is that this guy thinks illiteracy is the best defense against communism, when the best defense is making communism into a boogeyman so literate people won’t read their ideas.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

the joke is that this guy thinks illiteracy is the best defense against communism, when the best defense is making communism into a boogeyman so literate people won’t read their ideas.

I think communists are the joke in this, as they are the joke in many things. Many people have read communist theory, it’s just trash theory, literate or not really.

OurToothbrush OP ,

I think communists are the joke in this, as they are the joke in many things. Many people have read communist theory, it’s just trash theory, literate or not really.

Cool, so what theory have you read then? I’m guessing you’ve read the basics if you are so confident that they are trash. Or are you too scared of the boogeyman of communism to be exposed to its ideas?

SaakoPaahtaa ,

I read at least the first two das kapitals in my upper secondary years (maybe the third too but can’t recall tbh). Reckon that’d be pretty basic introductory baby’s first taste of trash political ideologies.

OurToothbrush OP ,

Cool, what were the biggest problems you’ve found with them, and did you read later marxist critiques of those problems?

As a marxist leninist, I know those books have plenty of flaws, so I’m curious about which ones stood out to you.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

Imma level down with you, I have no fucking recollection it was almost 20 years ago. I am leftist, and have been, but after reading through that I came to the conclusion that I am not a fucking looney and started living a life of a normal person.

OurToothbrush OP ,

Okay, so you don’t remember any communist theory but you know it is all trash, understood.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

Yep. But to be fair, most theories get thrown in the bin after multiple failed trials. Fascism was tried at a couple places but after Oppenheiming and explaining to certain Austrian painter how and why that theory is trash, it’s stayed at it’s rightful place as a fringe ideology for attention seekers and lunatics. Why communism is still a valid theory after multiple failed irl trials and genocides inherently linked to the theory, is beyond me. But I view communism as more of a cult than a real political ideology anyway.

OurToothbrush OP ,

Capitalism has a higher failure and genocide rate than communism, whether that capitalism is regular or fascist flavored.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

There are 0 commie nations that aren’t miserable shitholes. History knows no commie nation that wasn’t a miserable shithole. The ones that have at least some post-60s technologies are the ones that used capitalist markets to get hold of them.

Personally I’m doing well in my nordic welfare state, bang on capitalism with literally 0 downsides. I honestly don’t really care what some slightly obese guy who doesn’t know how to groom himself thinks about the theory of it, shit works in practice and that’s what I care about. Also NATO is fucking awesome, guns and shit, it’s cool.

OurToothbrush OP ,

The ones that have at least some post-60s technologies are the ones that used capitalist markets to get hold of them

Famously the US has hypersonic missiles, unlike communist shithole China.

honestly don’t really care what some slightly obese guy who doesn’t know how to groom himself

Literally a woman who could probably kick your ass lmao

SaakoPaahtaa ,

I bet the people starving in Cuba would love a hypersonic meme, or some other wunderwaffe that’ll surely make the evil americans bend their knee.

And then we have a commie whose argument against reality is - let’s see - violence. How surprising, I’ve never seen this turn of events from commies before in history. Truly a first, not foreseen by the extensive research into theory (instead of reality).

OurToothbrush OP ,

Cubans are going through tough times because the largest empire in the world has sieged them for 60 years. And they still have higher literacy than that empire.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

Why wont Cubans, the more literate of the two, simply read communist theory aloud to their rival?

OurToothbrush OP ,

Because the US wants their plantation and resort back, lmao.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

As predicted by the theory in the third volume of das kapital I never got around to read.

It all starts to make sense now, maybe I want to genocide Uyghurs, as the scriptures say.

whataboutshutup ,

Faschism is self-eating in it’s nature, but it is still a tool of those who hope they’d die before it fails. We haven’t got rid of it. It is practiced as we speak.

Communism had little chances to be proven wrong or right. In the end, communist rhetoric is one thing, communist praxis is another. And the latter was rarely even practiced, although proclaimed like it was. I believe it gets some points right and needs to be experimented with.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

[Fascism] is practiced as we speak.

For sure, but it’s also not nearly as prevalent as it was less than hundred years ago, and that’s good. Societies tried it out (voluntarily too) and later discovered it was a mistake. You know, reality lets you know how well it fairs. Communism too was tried out and every time has failed after naturally turning into autocracy, as it does - inherently - as a built-in mechanic included in communism.

There is a reason liberalism was the only major ideology to survive to 2000’s, it was tried out and it works in reality. Not without it’s flaws, you can blame US for a lot of things and pin them on capitalism, while willfully ignoring how every flaw you pointed out is fixed by social democracy, not socialism that supposedly morphs into communism (which again, it doesn’t and never will, it’s always autocracy and fascism-lite as seen with reality).

CrabAndBroom , in No comment

Good thing propaganda cannot be spread via audio then lol

OurToothbrush OP ,

Fortunately this mans grandfather never listened to podcasts.

whileloop , in FNAF LORE EXPLAINED
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Are you saying that Com Ed was the killer all along?

drem OP ,

More like assembly.

Why wouldn’t they fix the animatronics? Because maintaining legacy code is expensive

Cannizzaro , in Restricted Topics

This isn’t even funny. my parents weren’t that tech savvy and i learnt about porn from about 4th grade or so. parents need to be in control of what their children are browsing

OhTheMoose ,

Do you feel like you’re a worse person for learning about porn at such a young age? I also learned about porn around that age (2nd~4th grade) and I feel like it had no impact on my life whatsoever as an adult.

The funny part of the post is referring to “teaching crabs how to read” as “forbidden knowledge”

Cannizzaro ,

It’s not about making me a worse person. It lead to addiction. At first it was maybe once a week…then twice a week…every two days…and then to about 2-3 times in a day. It’s hard to come out of it

marco ,
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IDK, teenagers masturbating a lot isn’t only new since porn access has become ubiquitous… Humans can obviously get addicted to all kinds of things and might need help controlling that addiction.

The unrealistic expectations induced by porn have the capacity to negatively impact sex and relationships for generations. Nobody explains to kids that this is acting, that you should have mutual consent on what goes, and choking isn’t required. To me that part is the even bigger danger.

smellythief ,

If you’re talking about masterbating, then that’s not unusual or a bad thing necessarily. I didn’t encounter porn until late high school yet I would do that frequency as a younger kid. That’s normal for boys. What’s not normal is that you seem to have pathologized it.

mashbooq ,

Porn or sex addiction isn’t a thing. In general, people who struggle with porn or sex are living in social environments that have pathologized them, and the struggle is in trying to conform to social expectations that make normal human experiences taboo.

TheQuantumPhysicist ,

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  • Cannizzaro ,

    I never worry about them. I made my point and that’s enough i guess

    Llewellyn ,
    @Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dude, which birthday clown touched you?

    mashbooq ,

    No they’re not, genius

    dudinax ,

    I’m an old person. I learned about porn at age 4 from finding my parents’ stash.

    Cannizzaro ,

    I’m curious, were you addicted to it later in life?

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    I hate these coomer groomers silently downvoting your comment. Parents do need to be in control until the age of 15-16, in addition to teaching them openly proper stuff about various kinds of addictions and psychological harms.

    name_NULL111653 ,

    There’s a difference between passive blocking and surveillance. The former is a safety measure that’s perfectly sufficient to keep bad stuff away. The latter is an invasion of privacy that has no benefit, and many unsavory consequences on a child’s sense of trust and autonomy. Blockers are enough.

    It is a safe assumption that every human, at the age of puberty, will search for porn or sonething similar. If not, your kid is asexual.

    A blocker will prevent that search. You know that search will take place. Heck, you did it and at some point in time got away with it.

    What possible purpose would you as a parent have for knowing the details of that search? That is just a gross invasion of a very private phase in development. You might as well add cameras to the bedroom to see if your kid, who is obviously past puberty, is masturbating (of course they are - checking on it is just disgusting and creepy).

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    You want kids at the age of 12 (or when puberty hits) to fall into porn addiction in the name of freedom and privacy? That is very fucked up. And I say that as a privacy advocate. Privacy does not need to be the same for vulnerable children and matured adults who are mentally strong enough to make their decisions.

    Cleverdawny , in No comment

    TIL communists can’t speak

    OurToothbrush OP ,

    Right? As if communists have no famous orators, lol.

    Cleverdawny ,

    I mean they don’t any more. But Trotsky was amazing at it

    xantoxis ,

    Pictured: Lenin silently handing out reading materials

    Lenin proclaims Soviet power in Smolny Palace

    EchoCT ,

    Just here to say that I love your username.

    Fazoo , in Since we're railing on corporate America...
    @Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m an American with unlimited time off. Took 3 weeks to travel after 4 months at the company. Not every company operating here is a POS.

    megalodon ,

    Is your company the exception or the rule?

    Fazoo ,
    @Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

    Doesn’t matter when generalizing. Many high tech/start ups operate in this manner.

    megalodon ,

    Of course it matters.

    Fazoo ,
    @Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

    Echo chambers dont like the truth. They like their meme.

    megalodon ,

    It’s not an echo chamber. In a lot of Europe holiday time is protected by law. This is not the case in the US. Just because a few people like you get paid time off beyond what the law dictates doesn’t suddenly make everything even. You got yours, which is great, but what about the millions of others who don’t?

    banneryear1868 ,

    One of my current projects, the PM for the US company went off for maternity leave, and I was surprised she was back like a few weeks later. It’s basically a year standard here, and 18 months isn’t completely unusual depending on employer benefits for top-up on your salary.

    JohnnyDanger ,

    There’s tons of great companies to work for here. I’m a fiber tech for one of the top 3 cable companies in the States…

    I have over 2 months of time off between vacation, personal, and sick time.

    I take my work truck home, and the company covers all repairs and gas.

    I’m provided a business cell phone.

    I also have free home internet, TV, and phone.

    …I have a ton more benefits, but these are the ones I like the most.

    megalodon ,

    I’m happy you got yours

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    With that business cell, I’m assuming you are answering calls on your time off.

    MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

    not as many as Walmarts that don’t

    banneryear1868 ,

    There’s definitely some startups and tech jobs in the US that operate on a more relaxed basis, but most startups in general fail and only exist because of the low interest rates VC firms can fund them with. A lot of the large tech companies are happy to outsource where it’s possible from a business perspective, to companies in places that allow for cheaper and more exploitable labor. Countless encounters with that in my career, this past week a Tableau support ticket that was first assessed by a woman working from home late at night in Bangalore with her kids crying in the background, and they didn’t even give her a proper headset. Whenever you get a support tech from a US tech company in another country ask about their work.

    beto ,
    @beto@lemmy.studio avatar

    Not OP, but probably yes. Unlimited PTO is not uncommon in tech.

    Of course if you try to do some shenanigans like taking two months off they will simply fire you.

    megalodon ,

    I was talking about the rest of the population. Not just the tech sector.

    beto ,
    @beto@lemmy.studio avatar

    I replied to the wrong comment, sorry, I was replying to the person asked if the 3 weeks were paid.

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    From what I understood from my American colleagues, unlimited PTO is mainly a way for companies to stop employees from accumulating it and getting it paid out. So now not only can you not really take more vacations than before, but you also miss out on getting them paid out instead.

    beto ,
    @beto@lemmy.studio avatar

    Yep, that’s pretty much it.

    Unlimited PTO is only good if you’ve proved yourself indispensable to the company, and can leverage that. Of course if you’re indispensable then it’s hard to take a lot of vacation!

    SpaceXplorer_8042 ,
    @SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip avatar

    Point of Sale?

    the_third ,

    Yes, but were you paid during those three weeks?

    funkless ,

    We did a year of unlimited time off. I took 2x1-week and 1x2 week and a few days here and there.

    At the end of the year they announced no time off except Christmas and Thanksgiving days during Nov thru Jan and you can’t take more than a week off at the time.

    They couple this with a company wide raise but if they don’t change the policy after the moratorium ends in January I think I’d rather earn less and have more time off.

    BigNote ,

    Paid?

    danc4498 , in Important research

    Eli5. What is fire?

    metallic_z3r0 ,

    Fire is a sustained chemical reaction where carbon-based molecules are broken up and combine with oxygen, releasing carbon dioxide, sometimes methane, and heat (and thus light), which primes the remaining carbon-based molecules for continued chemical reactions with oxygen.

    danc4498 ,

    Can there be fire without carbon and oxygen? Does the sun burn carbon and oxygen?

    SpacetimeMachine ,

    Fire just needs and oxidizer, and their are other elements that can take it’s place if their is no oxygen. (I believe bromine and iodine but I’m not sure about that.)

    The sun actually isn’t made of “fire.” It’s made primarily if hydrogen and some helium. It “burns” because the immense gravity of all of that matters crushes the hydrogen atoms together, fusing them into more helium. This fusion releases a LOT of energy. For reference of how much hydrogen the sun burns, it burns around 600 MILLION tons of it each second. That’s 600 million tons of the lightest element there is.

    metallic_z3r0 ,

    The sun is made of plasma, and its energy is predominantly from hydrogen fusing into helium. Plasma is what happens when atoms are so energetic that their electrons get stripped from themselves and are bouncing around in a sea of atomic nuclei and other electrons, which does a lot of things with electromagnetism. All that plasma moving around at crazy speeds and low density is what causes a sort of electromagnetic convection in addition to the normal heat-based kind, which is how you get sunspots and solar flares.

    As far as fire without carbon, any metal that can oxidize can burn, because it’s the reaction with oxygen that releases heat. The issue there is that it’s usually not self-sustaining because most of the oxidized metal stays on the surface, so there’s no more metal exposed to oxygen. You can get around this by increasing the surface area of the metal, maybe by having it in dust form (so if you had fine enough iron dust, for instance, you could burn it into rust without needing carbon, and that would very much be the image of fire). You also don’t need oxygen in molecular form (i.e. O2), it can be part of other metals (like iron oxide, rust), and that will burn with other metals so long as the chemical reaction is self-sustaining (famously, like the thermite, which is rust powder and aluminum powder mixed together at high enough temperatures). These fires aren’t “normal” but I think they count.

    As far as fire without oxygen at all, while not “normal” and I don’t think that counts under strict definitions, there are exothermic (heat-producing) reduction-oxidation reactions that are very close, like when hydrogen gas and fluorine gas combine to make hydrofluoric acid, and those might be close enough that they can look like fire in the right environment (which, again, those environments would be far from normal).

    nowwhatnapster ,

    Financial Independence Retire Early

    Neato , in Isn't it obvious, Harry?
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    The reason in books: muggles will oppress or kill them, falls flat in the face of their overwhelming power. And the fact that they've never had much is an issue.

    DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

    I don’t remember if it was a main book or one of those charity publications but she specifically decided to mention that witch burnings, when they caught a real witch, just resulted in the witch casting a spell that made fire tickle a bit.

    Mysterious_old_man ,

    I also remember this from the books, some even enjoyed it to the point of getting caught on purpose

    rockerface ,

    Kinky

    queermunist ,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wendelin the Weird was into freaky shit.

    noseatbelt ,

    Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

    queermunist ,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Those fuckers can duplicate food and never go hungry, but never share. They deserve to be burned.

    threelonmusketeers ,

    can duplicate food and never go hungry

    Technically, duplicating food is not that feasible. That was a plot point covered in the seventh book.

    queermunist ,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    I didn’t really think they actually covered that plot point well.

    The biggest problem iirc is a duplicated loaf of bread has the same expiration date as the original, so you can’t actually make bread last forever with duplication without it getting moldy. Preservation charms wear off the same as muggle preservatives do.

    But I don’t see why dried or smoked food couldn’t be duplicated for months or years. The biggest threat would be scurvy at that point.

    ChewTiger ,

    Even with those limitations, duplication would still allow food producers to make less food go a longer way. Smaller farms could feed more people, reducing pollution. You could duplicate the food at the point of sale, which would drastically reduce transportation costs as well as traffic. Hell, cities could have small farms and fed themselves. It would also drastically reduce water consumption that is used in farming, reducing droughts. Producing and transporting food is a massive contributor to global warming. Farms and ranches take up tons of space, all that land could be returned to its natural state (I bet wizards could speed that up).

    If wizards showed up with the cure to cancer and fed the hungry they’d easily have 1/5 of the world’s population on their side. Unfortunately the wizarding society is extremely exploitative of animals, even worse than the average muggle.

    I get that wizards were persecuted and don’t want to have muggles expect them to solve all their problems, but they could literally save the planet.

    queermunist ,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Absolutely! Wizards can also cast longer-term enchantments in addition to duplicating food, so they could also provide self-stirring cooking pots and self-fueled stoves and self-cooling ice chests. That doesn’t even get in to Arthur Weasley tinkering like the flying Ford.

    Wizards deserved it.

    Perfide ,

    Does it, tho? Wizards are powerful, sure, but they’re severely outnumbered, and almost completely ignorant of technology. What’s your Avada Kedavra, that moves slow enough that untrained school children can dodge it, gonna do against the Mother of all Bombs? Or a nuke?

    Don’t underestimate muggles.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    Voldemort casts Fiend fire Its not effective.

    Harry Truman casts Nuke 2x Its super effective!

    Neato ,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    The issue is that wizards can instantly wage a guerilla war. All it takes is Muggle Studies being taken seriously and integration in muggle society. Then it's impossible to identify them. Wandless magic could be a focus to be certain you're never carrying an identifying marker.

    Then the wizards don't need to attack. They can destabilize the economy by duplicating money, precious resources, etc. These will deteriorate eventually but cause chaos and devalue the economy for a time. Imagine taking a $100 bill and just duplicating it to prop up your car-wash business as a front. But that's baby-level chicanery.

    The real sauce is the mind-control. Imperio (who cares if it's unforgivable when you're at war?) and more importantly the Memory Charm and False Memory spells. Let's just get in there, stun a very important person (start low, work up) and insert the memories you need to get them to act accordingly. Remove the memories of that transaction and boom! Access to the most powerful people in the world and the ability to influence them. Now a wizard has their finger (remotely) on the nuclear button!

    Seriously. Voldemort was an idiot. He used basic terror tactics for years and the only reason he wasn't killed quickly was because Magical Britian was written to be as stupid as possible because Rowling was writing a children's story about incompetent leaders.

    Woland ,
    @Woland@lemm.ee avatar

    This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

    only0218 , in I don't need it... 👀

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  • floppydisk ,
    @floppydisk@sh.itjust.works avatar

    just because it’s closed source doesn’t automatically make it bad

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    The spying for free version, promise of disabling it once you pay, and the expensive subscription based capitalism model absolutely does.

    Chadsalot , in No comment

    I had to reread about 8 times because I was so shook. Thanks for letting me know my eyes work (unfortunately).

    chakan2 , in No comment
    @chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes…it’s a dumb comment…but it’s kind of interesting too. Are we seeing the rise of the Right in the US because short form video became popular?

    OurToothbrush OP ,

    The us has always been right wing.

    ReCursing ,
    @ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

    No.

    Next question?

    nightdice , (edited )

    Short answer: No.

    Long answer: no, but there is some correlation between the average attention span dropping, people enjoying short form videos, and a lack of a mind for nuance which is exploited by right wing propagandists and populists, causing a rise in right wing or even far right authoritarian politicians being elected across the world. I’m not nearly educated enough in the field to make any causation claims though (edit: except the one about propaganda exploiting a lack of nuance which causes those far right politicians to be elected, that one doesn’t need a whole lot of expertise to confirm).
    Also the US has always been a country of two conservative parties, which could have something to do with more people being susceptible to right wing propaganda

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