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davel , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
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MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Persen ,

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

grue ,

That’s nothin’! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

lost_tortie , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
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slayyy ⚔️💑

HonkTonkWoman , (edited ) in Watch out, guns. You're next.

If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

Viking_Hippie ,

“## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month”

That’s not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song “What’s Up” (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What’s Going On!)

HonkTonkWoman ,

Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

Viking_Hippie ,

And the link. I highly doubt that the sword is interested in QuickBooks…

HonkTonkWoman ,
Viking_Hippie ,

The YouTube link leads to a video about QuickBooks, not the song.

HonkTonkWoman ,

So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

Viking_Hippie ,

No worries 🙂

hakunawazo ,
lapislazuli , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

It’s going to be gaymores next.

Viking_Hippie ,

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

Leah96xxx , in Down under

Here in the UK, you can make silent phone calls to 999, but you still need to respond to the operator in dome way. If you can’t speak to the operator, they’ll ask you to cough or to press certain keys so they can verify that it’s a real call. Just dialling 999 without interacting with the operator won’t guarantee a police response.

sag , (edited ) in Hey she tried her best ok

In my country they are not underpaid but overpaid. Govt just pay them for sitting in class and eating in canting(More than Avg Income)

Why Everyone downvoting me because I said truth. Govt pay them for nothing literally every one in my class come to school for attendance

Yawweee877h444 ,

What country

sag ,

India

EnderMB ,

I think the “underpaid teacher” thing isn’t necessarily rooted in reality,. especially outside of the US. My wife is a teacher in the UK, and she’s a head of her subject. For many years her pay was similar to mine as a software engineer, but everyone often treated her as if she was poor and that I was rich.

dependencyinjection ,

I just looked for secondary school teacher jobs in Manchester and they start at $30k for some. Many had day rates. Less than a labourer would get.

EnderMB ,

To be fair, outside of London you’ll find that the starting salary for many degree-level jobs is around that, including jobs like software developer. I’m in Bristol, and the pay disparity is hilariously bad - a senior designer will earn less than a manager at Burger King…

BuboScandiacus ,
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I’d like to introduce you to eastern europe

Sylvartas ,

Or France

BuboScandiacus ,
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French teachers get payed more than 2000€ not ~500€ (still low but you can get by)

Zagorath ,
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In Australia I don’t think teachers are underpaid, but schools are absolutely underfunded. Which can often mean teachers end up spending personal money on school resources, which means their actual effective pay isn’t as good as it looks from the outside.

They also work way longer hours than is reflected in their contract.

flerp ,

Education is investment in our species future… teachers aren’t billionaires, they’re not overpaid.

Beinion1011 , in Erdtree sm sm

What store can I get all that for 40?!?!

wonderfulvoltaire , in You're all just as deranged as me
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We all float down here

drolex , in Nigga poly

So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

twxqax1eug OP , (edited )

Didn’t know blacks had internet 🛜

Edit: i guess you are stealing internet… you guys are fucking thieves. No wonder jail is full of people like you

velox_vulnus ,

Calling a Scandinavian black, lmao, typical rustic Southerner. The 1800s called, they want you off the internet.

twxqax1eug OP ,

Dude go to jail or KFC. Don’t flood my post

HikingVet ,

Wow, a talking pile of excrement. What fucking Republican shit you out?

twxqax1eug OP ,

Triggered 🧲

UnspokenIdiot , in Hey she tried her best ok

ive downloaded this meme like 5 years ago wow

lapislazuli , in Hey she tried her best ok

Its. Teacher is a cat, this checks out.

zewm , in Hey she tried her best ok
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Gotta love that the meme is pointing out how under appreciated the teacher is but then refers to the teacher as “it”.

The disrespect is real.

unwarlikeExtortion ,

Playing devil’s advocate here: maybe they were trying to be inclusive by not specifiying gender but haven’t heard of they. The US education system is a joke in a lot of places so the (hypothetical) teacher may have to think twice before suggesting they change the it’s to their. But hey, at least the apostrophe is where it should be and I’d take that as a win for education.

name_NULL111653 ,

But there shouldn’t be an apostrophe there… it’s = it is, its = posessive.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The neat part about the internet being that do this on purpose to generate comments.

The other neat part is people are lazy and some suck at English or barely speak it lol.

BuboScandiacus ,
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Maybe they aren’t from the US ?

ipkpjersi ,

If I had to guess, the meme was probably made by someone who likely has English as a secondary language. I doubt there was any disrespect intended.

circuitfarmer , in Hey she tried her best ok
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Much love for these teachers. They are not paid nearly enough. I hate the corporate pizza party, but not the public school one.

Edit: I wonder if the difference in financial burden between a corporate pizza party and a public school one is a good metric

TexasDrunk , in Hey she tried her best ok

I’m glad that my nephew’s teacher last year sent out a message to allow family to donate to those parties. I’ve paid for a few.

I’m also sad that it has come to that.

Orbituary , in Hey she tried her best ok
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It’s.

ssm ,
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their

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