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robocall , in gone awry
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Seagulls will pick out your eyeballs and eat them while you’re still alive when they can.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Then shit in the sockets.

robocall , in noticing details
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When you draw two faces on your face for an interesting picture

TheDarkQuark , in house always wins

Bet that thing has a bidet!

scrion , in gone awry

Oh look, its Fabio.

kambusha ,
scrion ,

I watched a few videos before I realized Bobby Fingers is Mr. Chrome, and it made me unreasonably happy.

mexicancartel , in noticing details

Shame on you. I am still going to figure out the details ignoring my death

hemko , in house always wins

I’m gonna need this template :o

Shard , in noticing details

Too late. Gun is in recoil recovery, means you’ve already been hit. Take all the time you need to figure it out.

Thcdenton ,

No gunsmoke, she bringin the gun down from hollywood ready

roguetrick ,

Had to cock that ole colt peacemaker single action first.

altima_neo , in house always wins
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Is the toilet seat his macaque?

MrJameGumb ,
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MrJameGumb , in house always wins
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I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom… If it’s becoming an emergency situation then I’ll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they’re legitimately afraid they’ll shit their pants

bloubz ,

Afraid? I live to shit my pants

thefartographer , in house always wins

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

unreachable , in noticing details
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KingThrillgore , in USA presidential candidates
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Simpsons did it again!

Shard , in Queen's Gambit

She can’t move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions… She hasn’t even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.

xytaruka , in Queen's Gambit

She cannot L

JasonDJ , in Debate this!

Don’t let this election, or any election, allow us to forget the time back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

SuperEars ,

YEAHHH SHITTYMORPH

workerONE OP ,

Hahahahaha no way!

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