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therealbabyshell , in I love being in my room all day

All I need are my tavernai friends

bec , in How are you guys feeling?
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And by “today” we mean the last 16 years

X3N0T1CT OP ,
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Dirk , in OMG
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My shopping cart is a weapon!

phantomc137 , in oh hai birb

breed me 😉

10_0 ,

Bread me*

ummthatguy , in "These are going to be worth a fortune some day"
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Wasn’t this right before the market “value” on them tanked? All those collectors hoping for huge eBay auction payouts.

mrmhm ,

What do you mean tanked?! Sounds like you’re jealous of my 1.2 million dollars worth of beanie babies (once they sell).

Pumpkinbot ,

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

sijt ,

It was, yeah. The market crashed pretty much over night too. Really obvious in hindsight, but if you’re making six figures from reselling the things you’re probably too close to really notice the wider picture.

Squids ,

I think some of them are still still hoping for that sweet payout

I was trying to find a specific beanie baby I had as a kid the other day and all the results were for these pristine in box listings that I don’t think anyone’s given a second glance in years going for like ten or twenty dollars

…man I just want the dumb jingly elf I had as a kid I don’t really care about the tag

Ilovethebomb ,

Twenty dollars for an out of production toy still in the box isn’t exactly asking for the moon.

Squids ,

True, but I always get the vibe from tise auction listings that they were originally for much more - they’re always set up nice and pretty with backgrounds and super nice shots and everything

10_0 , in oh hai birb

Hahahahahhahaa

Outdoor_Catgirl , in “We’re always here for you"
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yea Very cringe of them

ndguardian , in i should ghost

Is it just me or do crabs always look so dainty when they eat?

Sammy ,
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That’s because they are 🥂 🦀 🎩

UnknownQuantity , in Absolutely delicious

It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.

BadAdvice , in This is Fine.

So everyone ITT just wants to ignore the fact that pigs are naturally cannibalistic? K cool beans guys

VonCesaw ,

Pigs are cannibalistic individually and infrequently, not FORCED on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE

Drusas ,

People don't realize how common cannibalism is in other species. Just have a male and female hamster and you'll find out.

BadAdvice ,

I think people know, but there’s this weird disconnect where it applies to bugs but not animals. Most kids know female mantis and spiders generally eat the males of their species, but far fewer know the realities of chickens or pigs. Always pretty easy to pick out the farm kids in biology class.

Drusas ,

But bugs are animals....

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

Found the southern educated

Busy ,

What does that mean?

feedum_sneedson ,

Kingdom Animalia

Drusas ,

I'm from New Jersey.

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

I really don’t know why I said that, that’s was a cringe ass thing to say for no reason - sorry about that.

Fun fact; New Jersey is one of the top spending schools on education believe it or not

AlpacaChariot , in "New is always better"

What a time to be alive

Kidplayer_666 ,

He did sing a part of it in one of the last expisodes of season 13. The one where Stan tries to stop the Japanese from whaling

THED4NIEL OP ,

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Special.

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, ding-dong m’kay

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Pixlbabble , in Only Composite Kids Will Get It

Hilarious

guriinii , in zoom zoom

Don’t pick up snails by the shell. Apparently, it can tear some skin that connects to the shell and it kills them.

glowie OP ,
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TIL

UnRelatedBurner ,

I killed so many snails in this case

ApathyTree ,
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This depends very heavily on how you pick them up by the shell.

If you just grab the shell and pull, yes.

They can feel the touch on the shell though, and usually retreat into it when touched. When they do, if you slide them backward along their own slime trail (or if aquatic/wet surface, any direction), they lose suction and pop right off. No harm done.

I’ve never managed to kill a snail by handling, but I’m gentle about it.

Toribor , in spot on
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Ozymandias attacked the Comedian, not Batman.

vrighter , in oh hai birb

hehe this reminded me of the game with the same name, where your goal is to “become toast”.

from the same dev as surgeon simulator.

gravitas_deficiency ,

It’s actually pretty fun.

I feel like there could be a “picnic expansion” where pigeons and stuff are the bosses

irmoz ,

Close, but it’s “I Am Bread”

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