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portside , in Build up to the greatest hits

Is this true? Does this work?

atticus88th ,

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

RagingRobot ,

Yes but you want to time it right

kristina , in That makes total sense
knobpolisher , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
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Weedian , in That makes total sense
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Prometheus and Bob

frippa , in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions
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Soooo… I’m pirating my country?

icepuncher69 ,

*IRS whants to know your location

Sparkega , in That makes total sense

This reminds me of Prometheus and Bob.

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Draegur , in Ope

When mom walks in on you jerking it,

what you do is MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT, AND FINISH.

That’ll teach her why walking in on you is a bad idea.

/s

Venus ,
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This is one of the worst comments ever posted, I hereby banish you back to reddit

Kaped OP , in Abe-sama gives advice
ubermeisters , in The long con
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such great photoshop work for a meme, congrats

Lt_Worf OP ,

I’m a meme thief

ubermeisters ,
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we’re all meme thieves on this blessed day

Lt_Worf OP ,

Thank you, Ken.

TheControlled , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Great visuals but the jokes could have been than “fuck you”

madeinthebackseat ,

Creativity takes inspiration. Somebody has to manifest the stepping stones on the path to a masterpiece. The magic of the internet is we get to watch it happen. We’ll rarely hear Beethoven’s garbage or see Michelangelo’s screw ups, but whoever did this…we get to see the stepping stone.

msprout , in Regular Show 10 minutes into an episode

“C’mon Rigby, we have to attack and dethrone God. It’s the only way, let’s GOOOOOO”

Moxvallix ,
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“Can you do me a solid and deal with it yourself?”

Tachanka , (edited ) in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions
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the modern monetary theorists point out that taxes is how the demand for national currency as a commodity in and of itself is created. At least in a country with currency sovereignty, a fiat currency, and a debt that is denominated in its own currency (like the US). Basically, imagine if you actually managed to live the “yeoman farmer” dream. Imagine you actually got to own some land (paid off the mortgage) and started subsistence farming on it. Well you now have a huge economic incentive to stop participating in the economy, not have a job, feed yourself, and just fuck off and enjoy the rest of your life until you die. Good for you, bad for the nation. So you get property taxed. Well now you can’t just live off of your subsistence. You have to go get a job and earn dollars and participate in the economy at least enough to pay your property taxes. There’s no actual escape from needing participate in the economy and earn dollars, even if you try to pull off the libertarian meme of getting your own land and growing your own food and paying off your mortgage.

28:27 of this video explains what I’m rambling about

Of course the caveat here is that the real way to get around all this is to just become a capitalist exploiter, so that other people’s work earns you enough money to live off of. But by definition most people can’t become an exploiter, because exploitation is a pyramid scheme that requires more people at the bottom than at the top.

happybadger , in I love democracy
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Needs to be Steve Buscemi.

phorq ,

He’ll play the beast and Danny DeVito will play Gaston

happybadger ,
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Danny DeVito should be the beast, Steve Buscemi should be Belle.

theodewere ,
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fuck it, Scorsese can play Belle.. it'll be his breakout performance..

Black_Gulaman ,
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Would love to see an AI video of this.

argv_minus_one , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

You and your hotel both use books as towels?

electriccars OP ,

Yes

lemmyseizethemeans , in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions

One. Hundred. Fucking. Percent.

They call it a ‘rentier’ based capitalism where you never get to own anything, just have to keep paying for the same thing over and over. It is insane.

Screwthehole ,

Ya rent from who? Someone still fucking owns everything. “You can just rent it!” says the guy who fucking owns it. Fuck that.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Every tenant is technically under a sublease since the landlord is essentially renting from the government.

Hogger85b ,

Magna carta had somthing to say about that

Pons_Aelius ,

And emanate domain means that you only own property with the government's consent and that can be removed at any time.

UlyssesT ,

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY maybe-later-honey

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