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MdRuckus , in The best way to sort posts

I always start with my Home/Frontpage/Subscribed feed on New. Then, when Ive exhausted that (since I’m a lemmy addict) I switch to All - New. That’s usually enough for me. If my soul still desires content I switch to All - Hot. Your All feed can be pretty good if you block certain communities.

Black_Gulaman ,
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Yup, best way to browse is All by New, then block anything you don’t like to see, that way you won’t miss any new communities that pops up.

agentshags , in This is Fine.
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They could say least feed it to another species to prevent illness

Kaped , in Technically Correct...

DONT STOP ME NOW, BC IM HAVING A GOOD TIME

MooseBoys , in FOSS Devs Rule

Have you ever looked at linux kernel CLs? Many of the more substantial ones come from someone @intel.com, @microsoft.com, @google.com, etc.

Kaped , in The best way to sort posts

Are there plans to improve the sorting algorithms?

programmer_belch , in sleep? barely know her
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Well, I go to bed at 10:30, I fall asleep at 4am

ThatSandwichGuy , in The only name that makes sense.

Zooper doopers in Australia.

ekky43 , in The best way to sort posts

Im personally a “New” enjoyer.

UhBell OP ,
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Based

Chadsalot ,

Thank you for your contribution based new sorter.

rockSlayer ,

I forget that we aren’t using the “other” place where sorting by new is terrible

stark ,

Being a smaller platform where the points don’t matter does make the “new” experience more enjoyable.

traches ,

“New” for subscribed, top6h for everything

IndiBrony ,
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I would love a hybrid of my subscriptions and top posts. I’m still settling in from Reddit and I’m still to find out what’s out there.

Getting to grips with how to search for and find communities.

Appoxo ,
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I just searched for some of the bigger servers, opened the communities tab and subbed every community I found remotely interesting. Was about 2-3h of work.

TIEPilot , in Technically Correct...

Dark… I approve.

3FingersOfMilk OP , (edited )

Ive got some other dark memes I’d like to share, not sure where the community draws the line lol

TIEPilot ,

I don’t think Lemmy is ban happy like reddit. I’ve got into it w/ a lot of people here and nothing has been deleted nor have I gotten a warning/suspension.

I’m sure there is a line (threats of personal hart/calls to violence) but those are areas 98% of the world never goes.

samsy , in Do people make you sick?

Eat the rich!

Dirk , in Google taught me it's OK to be evil
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All of this led to me ditching all of those (except YouTube, this is without a real alternative due to the content exclusively hosted there) and starting to self-host my stuff and joining the Fediverse.

jlou ,

To have some sort of viable fediverse alternative to YouTube, the developers of it would have to abandon some of the free software principles that current fediverse platforms uphold. There needs to be a way to monetize to attract creators and get people to host the servers

chocobo13z ,

If it were possible, I’d like to continually donate a given sum of money to an account that split the proceeds between the content creators and the people hosting. Granted, while I’m unemployed, the best I can do currently would be to donate hosting directly

miniu ,

Free in software should stand for freedom, not money. We need better ways for financing such software projects and creators making content on them.

jlou ,

Yeah free as in freedom not as in price.

The closest anyone's come to a mechanism that would allow efficient financing of public goods like free software is quadratic funding. Unfortunately, there are unsolved issues with collusion and identity verification

Neato , in Isn't it obvious, Harry?
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The reason in books: muggles will oppress or kill them, falls flat in the face of their overwhelming power. And the fact that they've never had much is an issue.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

I don’t remember if it was a main book or one of those charity publications but she specifically decided to mention that witch burnings, when they caught a real witch, just resulted in the witch casting a spell that made fire tickle a bit.

Mysterious_old_man ,

I also remember this from the books, some even enjoyed it to the point of getting caught on purpose

rockerface ,

Kinky

queermunist ,
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Wendelin the Weird was into freaky shit.

noseatbelt ,

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

queermunist ,
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Those fuckers can duplicate food and never go hungry, but never share. They deserve to be burned.

threelonmusketeers ,

can duplicate food and never go hungry

Technically, duplicating food is not that feasible. That was a plot point covered in the seventh book.

queermunist ,
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I didn’t really think they actually covered that plot point well.

The biggest problem iirc is a duplicated loaf of bread has the same expiration date as the original, so you can’t actually make bread last forever with duplication without it getting moldy. Preservation charms wear off the same as muggle preservatives do.

But I don’t see why dried or smoked food couldn’t be duplicated for months or years. The biggest threat would be scurvy at that point.

ChewTiger ,

Even with those limitations, duplication would still allow food producers to make less food go a longer way. Smaller farms could feed more people, reducing pollution. You could duplicate the food at the point of sale, which would drastically reduce transportation costs as well as traffic. Hell, cities could have small farms and fed themselves. It would also drastically reduce water consumption that is used in farming, reducing droughts. Producing and transporting food is a massive contributor to global warming. Farms and ranches take up tons of space, all that land could be returned to its natural state (I bet wizards could speed that up).

If wizards showed up with the cure to cancer and fed the hungry they’d easily have 1/5 of the world’s population on their side. Unfortunately the wizarding society is extremely exploitative of animals, even worse than the average muggle.

I get that wizards were persecuted and don’t want to have muggles expect them to solve all their problems, but they could literally save the planet.

queermunist ,
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Absolutely! Wizards can also cast longer-term enchantments in addition to duplicating food, so they could also provide self-stirring cooking pots and self-fueled stoves and self-cooling ice chests. That doesn’t even get in to Arthur Weasley tinkering like the flying Ford.

Wizards deserved it.

Perfide ,

Does it, tho? Wizards are powerful, sure, but they’re severely outnumbered, and almost completely ignorant of technology. What’s your Avada Kedavra, that moves slow enough that untrained school children can dodge it, gonna do against the Mother of all Bombs? Or a nuke?

Don’t underestimate muggles.

vaultdweller013 ,

Voldemort casts Fiend fire Its not effective.

Harry Truman casts Nuke 2x Its super effective!

Neato ,
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The issue is that wizards can instantly wage a guerilla war. All it takes is Muggle Studies being taken seriously and integration in muggle society. Then it's impossible to identify them. Wandless magic could be a focus to be certain you're never carrying an identifying marker.

Then the wizards don't need to attack. They can destabilize the economy by duplicating money, precious resources, etc. These will deteriorate eventually but cause chaos and devalue the economy for a time. Imagine taking a $100 bill and just duplicating it to prop up your car-wash business as a front. But that's baby-level chicanery.

The real sauce is the mind-control. Imperio (who cares if it's unforgivable when you're at war?) and more importantly the Memory Charm and False Memory spells. Let's just get in there, stun a very important person (start low, work up) and insert the memories you need to get them to act accordingly. Remove the memories of that transaction and boom! Access to the most powerful people in the world and the ability to influence them. Now a wizard has their finger (remotely) on the nuclear button!

Seriously. Voldemort was an idiot. He used basic terror tactics for years and the only reason he wasn't killed quickly was because Magical Britian was written to be as stupid as possible because Rowling was writing a children's story about incompetent leaders.

Woland ,
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This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

steeev , in Whenever I browse Lemmy All.

I kinda wish there was a tag that let you know WHY something was NSFW so you can make a more educated decision. Is it nudity or gore…?

dfitz ,

I seem to remember a time on reddit where porn was NSFW and gore was NSFL (L being life or lunch depending on who you asked). Can we bring this back?

AdmiralShat ,

You can always just look at what community it’s from. 99% guarantee you’ll figure out if it’s porn or not

bentropy , in Huh, this looks like a popular post. Imma check the comments and...

Don’t know, I had some good and productive discussion here.

Roundcat OP ,
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Yeah, and don't get me wrong, the majority of users I have engaged with here have been lovely. But occasionally you'll get the post with hundreds of upvotes, with maybe one downvote, but the comment section makes it feel like they're trying to set the place on fire.

It probably has more to do with the fact that there are far less of us than redditors, and comments are weighted differently from reddit.

mashbooq ,

No you haven’t

Holodeck_Moriarty , in C’mon, Do Something

I missed the comment count at first and thought he was mad about the external link.

NightAuthor ,

Mad it’s an external link with no comments to read instead of visiting the link.

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