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Zebov , in Who cares to touch the grass?

01JAN23 is the only sensible way.

Cyberwitch_7493 , in I swear it's bigger now
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

To be trans-inclusive, it ain’t just dudes that got dicks.

PsychedSy ,

Guys is gender neutral.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
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It really depends on your community, I prefer “folks”, “peeps”, etc. for more clarity.

Edit: also try telling that to a trans girl, that’s how you get hit lol

PsychedSy ,

If someone wants to use a weird definition for a word and hit me because of that they’re prolly someone I wouldn’t spend a lot of time talking to anyway.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Dudes is also gender neutral

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And anybody can be a bro (not that I really use that one).

biscuitsofdeath , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

LED bulbs are low risk. I’m gonna do it.

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  • biscuitsofdeath ,

    It was enlightening. Like I got my lips around the base. I pulled it out just fine. Maybe these folks were like deep throating these light bulbs, which honestly I think the porn industry might have influenced these light bulb deep throats.

    ColdWater ,
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    I think the led bulbs are smaller and have slightly different shape from the glass bulbs

    simple , in HUP!
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    This reminded me of the time during Covid where the UK covid information for patients was stored in Excel.

    Didn’t turn out well for them

    www.bbc.com/news/technology-54423988

    PerogiBoi ,
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    You would be honestly very uncomfortable if you knew how much sensitive information is stored on the desktop of someone as an excel spreadsheet.

    manny_stillwagon ,

    I used to work for municipal government in a major American city. The database for the entire city downloaded query results to your desktop formatted as Excel 95. Still does.

    At one point I had to install special R packages because someone retired and I was tasked with taking over the worksheet they had been maintaining forever and the usual R packages to read data from Excel can’t parse Excel 5.0.

    There was also someone in the office who still used a typewriter on the regular.

    Infynis ,
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    This sounds exactly like Hell in Good Omens

    PerogiBoi ,
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    You and I live similar lives in different places.

    There are people in my office that print out their emails to read at their desk, right in front of their computer.

    Collaborative document editing has been around for over a decade, and yet we’re still emailing each other different versions of docs.

    manny_stillwagon ,

    Yup, I had someone print off Excel sheets, manually highlight and write in corrections, and them bring the pages over to my desk to have me fix them in the file.

    I also once had the city reject a report I submitted because the width of the columns in the Excel file were different from the previous year and they wanted to print it all off on one page.

    PerogiBoi ,
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    Pure hell

    thebuoyancyofcitrus ,

    Some number of years ago, I was an intern within a department of state government. I was tasked with helping to enrich their databases. So they sent over an Excel file. I did my thing and added new columns, then I had to send it back over to someone within each division so they could do the data entry. To my horror, when I went to visit one of the division heads, I saw their admin sitting at a computer with a printout of my changes sitting on a document holder next to the screen…manually typing geographic coordinates into a data entry form.

    xpinchx ,

    True, I work in ecomm and we definitely have database exports being passed around relatively freely. No passwords obviously, but segmentation data, emails, addresses, phone numbers, etc.

    We have good IT security but it still doesn’t feel great.

    Nurgle , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

    False alarm. Sounds like it’s a good ol fashioned DDOS attack.

    RomeCallen , in Probably New Zealanders too.

    man i wish second languages were more of a thing for people in the US

    ive struggled learning spanish for a while as an adult and i just wish I had went to an immersion school or something as a youngster. even if it doesnt really matter, i think its just so great. great for your community, great for your brain; besides the time i dont see any downsides to learning another language

    nerdschleife , in HUP!

    2013-2016 excel is GOATed tbh. Usable and without the cloud bullshit Microsoft tried to push in the coming years

    (Yes, I still wish this wasn’t the industry standard office suite)

    MissJinx ,
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    I’ve worked for a company that used google instead of microsoft, man… that was hard. It’s not standard for nothing, it’s a lot better.

    ManosTheHandsOfFate ,
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    My company used Google for a few years. Higher level Excel users hated Sheets and didn’t give up Excel. But for the rest of us riffraff Sheets was great. The collaboration features work really well, better than Office 360.

    xpinchx ,

    I’m one of the Excel guys, I live by tables, PowerQuery, VBA/UDFs, and loading data from APIs and SQL databases. If any of that functionality lives in Sheets I’ve never been able to figure it out productively.

    My last contract used Sheets and I felt like a toddler, it’s too different for my tastes.

    lionel , in Embrace, Extend, Extinguish
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    How would that work?

    CannotSleep420 OP ,

    I’m not entirely sure; it just seemed like the kind of amusing half-baked idea that would be perfect for a shitpost.

    Legonatic , in Sometimes it do be like that.
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    I see you with your memes, good sir

    SubArcticTundra ,
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    I dont see him

    Severed_Fate , in Primes

    2 is a prime though isn’t it

    Gap ,

    It is but if feels wrong

    csfirecracker ,

    Yes, but it’s the only even one. Making him the odd man out

    ipha , (edited )
    @ipha@lemmy.world avatar

    It pretends to be prime and we all go along with it to avoid hurting its feeling.

    smokedclover , in I have become Death, Destroyer of Pink Plastic Homes

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a bangin world

    Licherally , in Wait hol'up

    Sleepy Joe fails again!

    SignorPao , in Lego Loss

    Loss will never die.

    TimeSquirrel , in What's this on my shirt?!
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    I get the total opposite. I'm a security contractor. People will look at me 30 feet up on a scissor lift pulling cable and ask where to find the diapers. They see ladders and tools = must be store employee.

    GreenMario , in Sometimes it do be like that.

    Yeah whoever wins I lose cuz I can’t Crossfade.

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