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JayDee , in Alien's be like

Maybe it’ll rebound

Rhaedas , in Hey she tried her best ok

First I was mad, then I was sad.

Bye , in *insert "bomb them" sound effect*

Based

Imagine how much better the world would be if gas cost $100 per gallon

conditional_soup ,

Gas prices mean nothing if you can take the train. Every time gas prices jump, people start thinking about alternatives. Might be pretty sick, actually.

Bye ,

Exactly.

If gas cost $100 per gallon, cities would HAVE to build trolleys or subways. Which is my dream. I just want trains

CyberMonkey404 ,

Nah, you’ll just be paying more for the gas

PunnyName ,

Much

Halosheep ,

I, for one, would be whole lot poorer and a while lot hungrier.

Idk where you get your food from, but mine comes from a, store up the road a bit and is mostly delivered using vehicles that use gasoline to deliver it there.

Xavienth ,

Of course, that would never change in the face of changing financial incentives. The world as it is is the world as it ought to be.

capt_wolf , in Hey she tried her best ok
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And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

PolandIsAStateOfMind , in Capitalism breeds innovation.
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Obama participated in 12 wars, i wouldn’t call this “lite” by any means.

BuckenBerry ,
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Moral relativism is a hell of a drug.

Deinonychusanti ,
Sakychu , (edited )

Hey, that no way to speak about an Nobel Peace Prize winner… Wait a Nobel Peace Prize winner participate in 12 wars? /j

Linkerbaan ,
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Trump pulled out of Afghanistan but he said mean stuff about brown people while doing it so that’s worse somehow.

Soulg ,

Biden is the one that pulled out?

Reddfugee42 ,

Everyone knows how famously loved the Afghanistan pull out was and is, especially by right wing voters.

Rooskie91 , in *insert "bomb them" sound effect*

Recommended the book “How to Blow Up a Pipeline” by Andreas Malm so you can explain to your boomer parents why this kind of protest is necessary and why violence against private property is an effective and necessary means of gaining justice.

Linkerbaan ,
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DAS TURRRRRORIRRRM

Turd_Ferg , in That's not what I meant
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Imagine getting sucked into that and then learning about student loan bailouts

A_Very_Big_Fan , in huh?

Wouldn’t that be long term memory loss

pelletbucket , in huh?

people apologize for taking forever to text me back and I’m like, I literally forget that I’ve texted you until you reply

fnafdesktopfan111 , in huh?

me if i was Tails, or “The Amnesic Incognito Live System”, a security-focused Debian-based Linux distribution aimed at preserving privacy and anonymity against surveillance, which connects to the Internet exclusively through the anonymity network Tor and is designed to be booted as a live DVD or live USB and never writes to the hard drive or SSD, leaving no digital footprint on the machine unless explicitly told to do so.

GluWu , in huh?

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn’t store anything

DerpyPlayz18 , in huh?

don’t end up like me who thinks that but instead has the secret suddenly pop up without me remembering it’s a secret

disguy_ovahea , in Learning english

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence in English that is often presented as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs through lexical ambiguity. It has been discussed in literature in various forms since 1967, when it appeared in Dmitri Borgmann’s Beyond Language: Adventures in Word and Thought.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffal…

10_0 ,

People who say that this is grammatically correct need to resit GCSE English

disguy_ovahea ,

It is grammatically correct, just semantically ambiguous. Buffalo is a proper noun, a noun, and a verb.

A semantically equivalent form preserving the original word order is: “Buffalonian bison that other Buffalonian bison bully also bully Buffalonian bison.”

umbrella ,
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bill!

Klear ,

bill!

umbrella ,
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msn messenger noises

Chrobin ,

In German, we have “Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach”. Notice that all nouns are capitalized in German.

PlexSheep ,

But that one is really easy to understand when you know German, unlike the buffalos

Klear ,

Yup. I know a bit of German, but that doesn’t help with the buffalos at all.

germtm_ , in Ice cream sandwich has some funny ad reads

me using SponsorBlock: what ad?

cRazi_man ,

I have no idea what I’ve missed… Till I go to someone’s house and watch raw YouTube and it’s unbearable.

sparkle ,

REAL

AnxiousDuck ,

TIL about SponsorBlock and DeArrow, just wow!

This line from the website made my day: There are currently 452.934 users who have submitted 17.125.673 skip segments, which have saved a total of 4185 years and 4.84 days of people’s lives.

Baguette ,

I forgot that periods are used in some places instead of commas for thousands and was wondering how you could get 0.934 of a person

For some reason though its written as 4.84 instead which I thought should be written as 4,84?

dubyakay ,

Sound about right.

ILikeBoobies ,

Go Canadian, use spaces 452 934

Baku ,

Are spaces used in place of commas in regular casual conversations, too? In Australia, I’ve only ever seen them used in really formal documents like financial reports, never really anywhere else

ILikeBoobies ,

Using commas looks weird here. You never really see anything other than spaces unless it’s foreign

psud ,

I was taught to use spaces for thousands in Canberra

the_beber ,

And what do I do with all of that time? Watch more YouTube videos, of course.

x4740N ,

What is dearrow ?

AnxiousDuck ,

https://dearrow.ajay.app/ is an open source browser extension for crowdsourcing better titles and thumbnails on YouTube. The goal is to make titles accurate and reduce sensationalism. No more arrows, ridiculous faces, and no more clickbait.

x4740N ,

Oh cool it’s made by the same person that made sponserblock

x4740N ,

Ditto

Sanctus , in The older I get, the less I pretend to care
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Babies are not for everyone. Contrary to popular belief. Just because we can make them doesn’t mean we should all have one.

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’d 100% ruin a kid’s life and my own if I had to take care of one full time. They’re not for me I’ve always known that. I’m much better suited for being the cool aunt

Retrograde ,
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Cool aunts are just as important

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