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Anticorp , in Your Crumpet My Crumpet

We are not the same

rbesfe , in Your Crumpet My Crumpet

Swap the butter for peanut butter. Thank me later.

blackn1ght ,

Add some strawberry jam and I’m sold.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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What on Earth? Peanut butter on crumpets? Banned!

rich ,

Butter and marmite or nothin

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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You’re gross 🤢😭

fakeman_pretendname ,

I tried this earlier, and actually, it’s pretty good, thanks. I don’t know why I’d not considered it, given that it works on toast, and all carbohydrate bases are interchangeable.

Not as good as covering it in cheese and melting it, but pretty high on the list :)

cantstopthesignal , in Your Crumpet My Crumpet

Little known fact that crumpets were invented as a butter serving tray for British aristocrats.

uphillbothways ,
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Honestly, always thought they were just a way to use up sourdough stater that has to be gotten rid of in the course of maintenance.

bizzle , in Fun Fact: In Britain All Our Plates Are Edible
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In Britain, the food is barely edible.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Does America even have food?

MentallyExhausted ,

If there is one thing America is good at it, it’s getting fat.

bizzle ,
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Braindead take, America is #1 in obesity

MrGerrit , in The Only Dick Pic I Want To Receive
Byereddithellolemmy , in Members Of S Club 7 Over Time

Looks wrong, one of them died.

Zozano ,

S Club 6

fckreddit , in Fun Fact: In Britain All Our Plates Are Edible

The food looks so unappetizing. The plate looks edible by comparison.

OmegaMouse ,
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The gravy looks so thin and watery 🤢

FooBarrington ,

Not surprising. Notice how there is no cup on the table? It’s tea.

Suppoze ,
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Yeah, what is that anyway? I see some meat maybe, some sauce, some sad onions… but no idea

Kyoyeou , in The Oven Dilemma

You created enough doubt in my to get me out of bed when I should sleep

It was off :(

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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😂

smeg , in Implement Gapless Playback FFS

Last time I saw this joke posted it wasn’t as family friendly as saying “between Netflix episodes”

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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😂

PixeIOrange , in The Oven Dilemma

Ive left on one oven plate over night one time. I had luck nothing stood on it. Now i never stack anything on them, i think this is a huge improvement safetywise.

SpaceNoodle ,

Do you mean stove burner?

eek2121 , in active buff

Pro Tip: If you are an attractive female and are at the gym, find a guy busting his ass (lifting weights, doing cardio, etc), preferably by himself (not with “the guys” or trying to impress anyone), and tell him you think he is doing great and that he looks great. Then walk away.

You will likely make his day. This will work even if he is gay.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Yes but then he’ll instantly fall for you

superduperenigma ,

Pro tip: if you are even a somewhat average looking woman and are remotely nice to or smile in the general direction of a man, there is a very real possibility that he will decide you’re flirting with him and get uncomfortably creepy and refuse to take any hints to the contrary.

Llewellyn ,

But what if you are really unattractive one? Should you leverage it for motivation by the opposite approach and yell: work harder you lazy sack!

Starb3an , in The Oven Dilemma

I’ve absolutely left the oven on overnight a few times.

sexy_peach , in The Oven Dilemma
rich , in When you ask for McDonalds

Do they even have McDonald’s in Walford? There’s just Ian’s chippy and the caff

MentalEdge , in The Oven Dilemma
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My oven can’t be left on. You always have to dial in a duration for how long it should be on, along with mode and temperature. Timer runs out, it turns off. It’s a good safety feature.,

Unfortunately being used to that, every time I’ve used someone else’s oven, I’ve forgotten to turn it off.

sexy_peach ,

😆

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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What oven do you have?

MentalEdge ,
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Ikea Genast.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Nice!

Hogger85 ,

I do same with hobs now. My induction hob turns off when you remove the pan for more than 30s. I now leave hobs on when at others.

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