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smuuthbrane ,
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At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.

SuckMyWang ,

Definitely. A bit harder to eat though

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Literal shitpost

Pistcow ,

Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.

BeefSupreme ,

Don’t you people have knives?

And009 ,

Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions

theodewere ,
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the rare combined PSA-shitpost

Sabre363 ,

Just use the 3 shells

NegativeLookBehind ,
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That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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That’s plenty for guests for the weekend

Kusimulkku ,

Good advice even when you don’t have people over

Rouxibeau ,

Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.

alyx ,

charge them for it

FQQD ,

Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night

Chariotwheel ,

Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.

ignotum ,

Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free

thatsTheCatch ,

186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh

PhoreTwunny ,

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie

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