I would have thought crunchy and soft things meant some things that are crunchy AND some things that are soft. Clearly it means things that share both attributes though. I like this better than those odd ladies that whisper.
we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I know people don’t actually crush living creatures in these but they make me feel so fucking bad when they pop up on my page. Just the thought is fucking disgusting.