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FlyingSquid ,
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“Mr. Jingles. I ask you. Did you or did you not sniff the defandant’s crotch on the night of November 16th?”

capt_wolf ,
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“On the night in question, our plaintiff claims to have found you in the kitchen, the garbage can lid stuck around your neck. Neighbors claim to have heard what they described as a struggle. Would you care to share your explanation of the incident with the court?”

_Sprite ,
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chair

Kolanaki ,
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bailiff off in the corner, licking his own balls

Stenographer eats the paper

TubeTalkerX ,

The defense attorney would object, but he’s been chasing his tail for five minutes now.

Snowpix ,
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The judge ordered a 10 minute recess as a squirrel was spotted outside the courtroom.

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