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Plibbert ,

The surprise is an obvious trap to be put in the prison or zoo.

luthis ,

That was my first thought!

MossyFeathers ,

What is a zoo but a prison for animals? Granted, zookeepers actually try to take good care of their animals, but I meeaann…

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

I mean, houses are technically prisons for pets?? 🤔

ericisshort ,

Then I guess that makes prisoners human pets.

MossyFeathers ,

Kinky.

Polydextrous ,

A lot of the time, zoos are more like fundraisers and rehabilitation facilities. I don’t know the actual rate, but most modern zoos operate this way, if I’m not mistaken. I haven’t looked it up in a while, but I remember reading that a while back.

EdibleFriend ,
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I hope the surprise is puppies.

DolphinitelyJoe ,

My grandmother used to live in Surprise. I’ve been to that zoo.

quicksand ,

Clearly OP hasn’t spent much time in Arizona. This could be our state motto 🤣

synae ,
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How’s the prison?

KnightontheSun ,

It’s a zoo!

FlyingSquid ,
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They put the surprise in the middle so you wouldn’t notice.

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