This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always “the next thing” the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”
I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway…