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JusticeForPorygon ,
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We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole

felixwhynot ,
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We would like to see the evidence

lowleveldata ,

what is the bottle hack?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Bottle the bread?

Idk

remotelove ,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!

rockSlayer ,

Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.

lowleveldata ,

sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Why even put it back tbh

theatomictruth ,
  • cut the neck off a plastic bottle
  • thread the end of the bag through
  • fold the bag open around the bottle neck
  • close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I just never bake mine.

StThicket ,

That’s actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/…/bread-storage

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I don’t mean homemade. I meant regular bread. I don’t bake. I cook. But good to know!

Kusimulkku ,

Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.

Kusimulkku ,

I do neutral evil because I haven’t seen a reason to do anything else.

TheRealKuni ,

You’ve never ended up with stale or moldy bread? I’m envious.

candyman337 ,

Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked

ramenshaman ,

I think in my entire life I’ve only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.

Kolanaki ,
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I have an old bread box; but I don’t use it for bread.

einlander ,

No slip knot?

thelsim ,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.

Xeroxchasechase ,

I’m chaotic neutral!

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.

Blackmist ,

Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.

Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.

not_woody_shaw ,

Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?

remotelove ,
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The way I see it, that is basically the same as a twist and tuck.

zante ,

This is brilliant 🤩

I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.

Skymt ,

You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking…

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