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USA to be renamed to XXX

Most relevant section translated to english:

If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.

Source: Swiss state media article

hoshikarakitaridia ,
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Is this satire?

IndustryStandard ,

The great savior will implement the metric system

random_character_a ,
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That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.

Senseless ,

Had me in the first half.

jbk ,

omg vin the guy who invented diesel

Aurenkin ,

And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.

Aurenkin ,

I sensed a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of programmers cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.

Can’t wait for him to start messing with timezones next.

badbrainstorm ,
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The Paypal mafia will level up. Such a gross thought

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