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Etterra ,

Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the bugs.

NABDad ,

The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.

Sterile_Technique ,
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Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”

GregorGizeh ,

you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”

Sterile_Technique ,
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Oh yea. Shit I was only thinking the ‘euphonic’ sounds of nature, but yeah you’re right, “I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!” deafinitely holds a noteworthy slice of the pie.

beejboytyson ,

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

aport ,

If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

eager_eagle ,
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  • wake up
  • grab a brush put a little make up
  • cry when angels deserve to die
metaStatic ,
  • Before you know, awake
Routhinator ,
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Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey

wise_pancake ,

They also pee constantly

frezik ,

If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.

cyborganism ,

I can relate.

nova_ad_vitum ,

Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?

crawancon ,

this one is better than bees;

honey nut cheerio

expatriado ,

they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?

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