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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don’t ask why I need this.

The food has to be something I can easily find.

EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I’m never doing this shit again

rc__buggy ,

Jack Link’s beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You’re going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it’s going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.

If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.

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Tixanou OP ,

thanks man

rc__buggy ,

Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.

I misread it earlier as “without”

SkyezOpen ,

Title is different outside and inside post. Not sure what sorcery this is but it’s funny.

rc__buggy ,

Shenanigans!

gothic_lemons ,

You risk Kidney stones with that Sodium. I don’t know what toilet horrors you and your butthole face that have driven you to this point, but heed my warning, kidney stones really fucking hurt.

etchinghillside ,

Whatever you do don’t eat large bags of Almonds. I don’t think you’d survive the pain on day 3. If you have some way to anesthetize your anus - then I would suggest that.

eth0slash0 ,

Rice and beans.

Greg ,
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Yay! Poop challenges are back again!

hungryphrog ,

The good ol’ times…

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