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ImplyingImplications ,

The Cobalt-60 in that cinnamon stick has a half-life of about 5 years. It says it was made in 1963 so with the drop in radioactivity you’ve probably got a few months left to live!

deegeese ,

12 half lives is 4096x drop in radioactivity.

Laborer3652 ,

Which is why they have a few months to live, and not a few minutes.

yesman ,

Your overestimating the lethality of radiation. The “Demon Core” guy lasted 9 days. The firefighters from Chernobyl lasted a month. The only criticality events that I can find with immediate fatalities also involve steam explosions.

For those who know, steam is scarier than radiation or fire.

ulterno ,
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You are not considering what @ImplyingImplications is considering.

OP ate that stick with the Kellogs™

dafo ,

I think you’re reading their comment too literally. I think it’s meant as a joke that the stick is nearing its “EOL”, not the person holding it, but they’re wilfully misinterpreting it.

DavidGA ,
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The sensor noise would be distributed evenly, and not clustered around the rod like bees.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d494d8ac-7da5-4777-a44b-8e93782a303f.jpeg

wookiee ,
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😂

TunaCowboy ,

That’s my favorite brand of suppository!

Lemjukes ,

mmmh good old orphan sources

Lucidlethargy ,

That’s a magic cinnimon stick!

Steamymoomilk ,

She gotta crack the glow stick first

papalonian ,

I thought that said “drop and rub” like “you’re probably gonna die the horrific death of radiation poisoning you should just expedite it”

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

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