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postnataldrip ,

Gory hole

Godnroc ,

Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

snausagesinablanket ,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff07186a-1380-4252-ba7e-267910466229.gif

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

Fades ,

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

Don’t stick your dick in these holes

youtu.be/cTWhSL0TKq4

Track_Shovel OP ,

Is… Is that Jack Black?

disguy_ovahea ,

Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0112084

Track_Shovel OP ,

What platform

disguy_ovahea ,

Looks like it’s on Max right now.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c0cf3445-bc69-46cb-85d0-6f0c8eac1aa3.jpeg

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

eRac ,

They are trans.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I figured that’s where they were going with that comment, but didn’t want to assume

I can’t believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that’s a bad thing by any means.

nl4real ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu_wTvstWcw

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

When she jerks you off for the first time

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