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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I can’t remember the one I saw that was the worst, it was like “you’re gonna wish you bought butter” or “you’d hope for butter, but you’d be wrong”

wander1236 ,
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I know it’s a meme, but I do honestly prefer I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter over most real butters (nothing beats Kerrygold) and other margarines.

It tastes and feels enough like butter to me to work well on bread and such and it doesn’t have the strong smelling milk proteins.

AFC1886VCC ,

You forgot stage 6: joy

“It’s not butter, but I don’t even like butter!”

Zacryon ,

Where I live, Margarine has to have a fat content of at least 80 % otherwise it is not allowed to be called Margarine. Guess what happens? Even there companies try to cut costs and oversell less fatty water as kind of Margarine.

Jean_le_Flambeur ,

When you are happy about a repost of an old meme, because at least it was good, it tells a lot about the state of the Lemmy meme scene…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Meh, I post a shit ton of memes. I’m not checking if they are reposts or old. I can’t be bothered.

Zacryon ,

Be part of the change! Contribute YOUR memes! Uncle Lemmy wants YOU to join!

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lubricate those bowels

HootinNHollerin ,

The spice must flow

Zacryon ,

We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won’t need salt as much.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not saying we shouldn’t cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn’t where to cut back. That’s for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.

moistclump ,

Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.

jettrscga ,

That’s true, but it became clear that others would experience similar emotions.

Also according to the Wikipedia, the author regretted writing them in a way that suggested they’re a linear progression of steps. I’ve only actually heard the steps used as a sitcom plot point (Monk, Scrubs).

someguy3 ,

Didn’t they ban sale of margarine? Or was that margarine with trans fat and now they make it with seed oil?

Track_Shovel OP ,

The second one

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Not what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable

Kusimulkku ,

Lies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Listen to me when I speak.

I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.

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