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clot27 ,
@clot27@lemm.ee avatar

Just use water lmfao

Mwa ,
@Mwa@thelemmy.club avatar

I use both toilet paper and water

recapitated ,

Against the cats?

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Warning! Normies who can't digest radical ideas, don't click further.I keep the roll on its side (vertical, with circular face down).
Also, I don’t use it to wipe my butt. I have a handheld water shower directing device (a.k.a. health faucet) for that.

VubDapple ,

Beard not Mullet!

Atin ,

Obviously designed in a place without deadly spiders.

TwigletSparkle ,

Can you explain why this matters, for people who don’t live with deadly spiders?

Atin ,

In Australia spiders like to hang out in places like where the outer layer of TP sits as it is a good hiding place for them. Especially Red Backs. Huntsmen like it too but will only kill by a jump scare caused heart attack.

CaptainEffort ,

I’ve never been more glad that I don’t live in Australia than right now

Atin ,

To be fair we don’t have bears, wolves or rabies.

CaptainEffort ,

I mean I live in CT, and technically I have wolves and bears, but neither are going to appear under my toilet paper

rainerloeten ,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

Why is this in c/Lemmy Shitposting?

RecluseRamble ,

The patent explains the intended use for that kind of paper.

WarmSoda OP ,

I need TP for my bunghole!

MystikIncarnate ,

TP, shitposting… You don’t see the connection?

Draegur ,

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

some_guy ,

This could have saved relationships.

Siegfried ,

Why do we assume that is a frontal view?

usualsuspect191 ,

I prefer the look of overhand, but the oversize rolls pull better out of my inset holder when it’s underhand

henfredemars ,

Sending this to my neurotic wife. It’s going to bother her now.

WarmSoda OP ,

Thank you. I’m glad I could help

recapitated ,

Ooh I just got a new idea for a new patent!

praxis_jack ,

Yes, correct

paholg ,

I’m finally coming around to this after decades of being steered away from it by The Simpsons (youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=F5_Suzq41QAK_Wtg).

zipzoopaboop ,

YUP

lowleveldata ,

It makes sense when you consider that they don’t even have ball pens in the 19th century. People back then must be very stupid.

WarmSoda OP ,

Yes… Because the people that made everything we have today possible are… stupid. Right.

lowleveldata ,

Yes. Otherwise why would they register the wrong way of hanging toilet paper in the patent?

WarmSoda OP ,

Lol nicely done

iopq ,

They were very smart. Ball pens messed up my wrists. I was livid when I found out it takes no pressure to write with a fountain pen

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