I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.
It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.