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rugburn ,

Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?

MrJameGumb ,
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Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?

carotte ,
@carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Icy douchebag?

Toes ,

blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.

FiniteBanjo ,

The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.

Ekybio ,
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Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.

Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?

MrJameGumb ,
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What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Updoots to the left

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.

Ledivin ,

Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of a social media platform?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Engagement bad, no comments please

littletranspunk ,

Corn flakes and dried pee

L0rdMathias ,

It smells like you da toilet.

DrSleepless ,

Incel Farts

AZERTY ,

Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.

Mouselemming ,

MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.

empireOfLove2 ,
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Magic: The Gathering…

terminally online user detected

PunnyName ,

Magic is virtually all online now too, so this is kind of a non comment.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Gamer moment

Exbando ,

Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t find any men in lol_rule34

MrVilliam ,

Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.

tattletaletimes ,
@tattletaletimes@lemmy.world avatar

chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce

OsaErisXero ,

Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.

PsychedSy ,

Bradford pear.

oyfrog ,

A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

Guadin ,
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Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs

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