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manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

cmgvd3lw ,

Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!

cmgvd3lw ,

I like some good pastas

Tixanou ,

Too late

harrys_balzac ,

Don’t tell me how to live my life! You’re not even my real dad!

Raiderkev ,

Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It’s blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s easy to explain, you’re both the same LLM we’ve given slightly different prompts to.

Raiderkev ,

Fuck, am I skynet?

thesporkeffect ,

This is my default response to nearly any non sequitur

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You’re not the boss of me.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You right now:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/95d740fb-c3af-434d-a36a-90b239d35abc.jpeg

strawberry ,

whos jake and wheres he off to

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Jake the Trouser Snake

PopcornPrincess ,

Derrick comedy, nice

li10 ,

Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.

I guess that means I followed the rule?

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e1784e4-c52b-463b-95a2-7db5a870eb8a.gif

GrymEdm ,

Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?

Sam_Bass ,

Or in it, if you know whats good for you

catsarebadpeople ,

Tell that to Tucker Carlson

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The fruit bowl has become too androgynous due to the woke agenda. Bananas used to wear stilettos, now they look like this!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dda36f98-ebfe-4057-bc7d-17427b175222.jpeg

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Try me

tacosanonymous ,

Deal.

Certainly_No_Brit ,

piped.video/watch?v=xdfMu77sYH4

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