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Daft_ish ,

I don’t need to force my dog to pull me around in my red wagon. It’s just fun.

dejected_warp_core ,

I dunno. I think this is good for Flash. To paraphrase SolidJJ:

Flash: So, to you, I’m moving faster than the speed of sound, circling the globe. But to me, that’s walking. Just. Walking. For like a year.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’m not understanding. So for the Flash, he’s bored of walking and driving a motorcycle is much more entertaining?

kksgandhi ,

Maybe he’s physically tired, and is ok getting somewhere slow.

Corkyskog ,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or maybe he doesn’t feel like eating a dozen honey buns and a bunch of pizzas and surge to get his caloric intake.

papertowels ,

It’s taking the elevator in a two story building.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Ha some days be like that.

iAvicenna ,
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do the velocities add up? If so there is still some mild gain.

niktemadur ,

For when he needs to go slower.
Like Eskimos use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

Jimmycakes ,

What do you think his shoes are made of though

tacosanonymous ,

Speed.

robocall OP ,
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Tiny motorcycles

boatsnhos931 ,

It’s so those hos can see him flexing

realitista ,
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All that runnin’ around has gotta get tiring after a while though, no?

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