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Annoyed_Crabby ,

Come a little closer

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llama ,

This killed me.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

FUCKINF 💀

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds a bit ineffective, I don’t think there will be much to bury after the fact

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Well, the janitor still have to pack up the bits and pieces after the incident.

Vigilante ,

Can they have your body OP ?

(referencing the title)

odium ,

Buy one get one free at the wangsheng funeral parlor.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.

joyjoy ,

The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

joyjoy ,

That’s how they caught me

Gork ,

“When life gives you bricks.”

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”

cm0002 ,

You forgot step 1, be rich

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.

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