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x4740N ,
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If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you’ll have fluffy shit

Mr_Blott ,

This is actually how hippopotamuses work

I might be thinking of hippopotamii

hakunawazo ,

Yeah, they don’t seem to have such problems.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6a6acce0-e9d0-46fb-9db5-53537238df9a.webm

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/728fbdd4-50c0-487e-a347-972e2f259613.jpeg

GBU_28 ,

God dammit

corymbia ,

I don’t get it.

shneancy ,

I think I’ll handle my constipation myself thank you, don’t get me wrong I’d love to be there but scat is a limit yk

altima_neo ,
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As the “poor pumper society” on youtube would call it, the “Crust Buster”.

Make a poop smoothie.

jaschen ,

You could fight constipation with um… Eating more veggies and drinking more water.

BakerBagel ,

Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12’000 rpm

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I’ve had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn’t hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I’ve had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can’t even sleep properly now.

snootchiebootchies ,

You should go to the doctor

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I’ve had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I’ve already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There’s a plan in place so it’s not like I’ve sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don’t live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the “advice”.

IRQBreaker ,

Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍

papalonian ,

That’s my new nickname for my mustache

TerraRoot ,

I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Constipation. Right…that’s definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

Coasting0942 ,

Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.

Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004

gitgud ,
@gitgud@lemmy.ml avatar

What if you self-check 3 times a week?

Pirasp ,

Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

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