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abbadon420 ,

Did you know that you don’t actually have to poop every time you take a phone-break on the toilet?

Viking_Hippie ,

Why would you lie on the internet?

MyFairJulia OP ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no, i take phone breaks between my shits. Usually when i’m shitting i’m figuring out solutions to the worlds problems, disproving well established theorems and stuff. However when i’m done shitting i keep forgetting the solutions so here we are.

bilboswaggings ,

I poop like twice or three times a week

Son_of_dad ,

How? You must look like a pregnant lady.

gravitas_deficiency ,

That’s… not normal. You should mention this to your doctor.

Kecessa ,

It’s normal

healthline.com/…/how-many-times-should-you-poop-a…

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

still a lack of fiber. normal but not as healthy as every day shitters

Kecessa ,

My friends (a couple) eat as healthily and varied as possible, they are not vegetarian but pretty close to it… The guy shits at least once a day the gal shits twice a week… They eat the same food! 🤷

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

shitting twice a week sounds like elevated colon cancer risk to me. idk how someone who eats adequate fiber be shittin that infrequently. she gotta switch to that whole grain

assassinatedbyCIA ,

Inflammatory bowel disease transform and roll out

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

I think your head is big from brain enema

RaincoatsGeorge ,

Excessive pooping was also acknowledged to have an increased risk as well, although it was mild.

One thing we are discovering is just how much your GI health is related to your cognitive and mental health.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Can confirm.

Source: am pooping now

Dum ,

I’m improving my mental capabilities even right now

SnowFoxx ,
@SnowFoxx@lemmy.world avatar

Is it possible to learn this power?

MyFairJulia OP ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Not from a GI doctor.

SternburgExport ,

Great meme and literally a shitpost. And the fact that I saw this whilst squeezing out a log makes it even better.

MyFairJulia OP ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

I wish you a good poo, a wrinkly brain and a mega mind!

Bo7a ,

Those are rookie numbers. You got to get those numbers up. 20+ or gtfo.

Signed - a Crohn’s disease sufferer.

sayabulegila ,

finally, a win for me!

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