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vegaquake ,

either my life is ending or the party is starting

i see this as a win-win

Pizza_Rat ,

Winchester?

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Stay inside because I don’t wanna be hit with the Hypersonic Pint.

Donkter ,

Idk that’s a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.

Steamymoomilk ,

“Aint nothing that a beer cant fix” Yeah about that…

LemmyIsFantastic ,

Die? No way that’s not ELE.

OneCardboardBox ,

It’s interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.

Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?

brokenlcd ,

Call the homies; tonight’s gonna get wild.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Reaches out to try and catch it … the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:

“A One that isn’t cold, is scarcely a One at all.”

SidewaysHighways ,

Yeah I’m not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys

ignotum ,

Die probably

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Reasonable

Paddzr ,

But is it gluten free at least?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

oh god I hope so

IDew ,

I’d call the UK to suck it all up before it lands

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Every time I go on an international vacation to a tourist spot, I can tell that the group of mostly pale ass motherfuckers with an Indian-decent or Black dude that are drunk off of their asses acting like fools and laughing all over each other are clearly Brits. Get it together, people. You can’t be going to other people’s countries and getting ripped like that. lol, jk! Y’all are a trip. I’m looking for you guys to see if I can join in.

Tristaniopsis ,

This doesn’t make any sense.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

See that would be my reaction too

Tristaniopsis ,

Why would a full glass of beer, never mind one that is thousands of miles across, and still liquid, be falling onto the Earth?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That is indeed a question, isn’t it?

Tristaniopsis ,

Thanks. So is yours.

Khrux ,

Maybe someone really big dropped it?

Tristaniopsis ,

That is also a question.

bardm ,
@bardm@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh no, not again.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah the first time was really bad

don ,

That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”

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