I know what I would do

vegaquake , 5 months ago

either my life is ending or the party is starting

i see this as a win-win

Pizza_Rat , 5 months ago

Winchester?

abbiistabbii , 5 months ago

Stay inside because I don’t wanna be hit with the Hypersonic Pint.

Donkter , 5 months ago

Idk that’s a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.

Steamymoomilk , 5 months ago

“Aint nothing that a beer cant fix” Yeah about that…

LemmyIsFantastic , 5 months ago

Die? No way that’s not ELE.

OneCardboardBox , 5 months ago

It’s interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.

Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?

brokenlcd , 5 months ago

Call the homies; tonight’s gonna get wild.

ininewcrow , 5 months ago

Reaches out to try and catch it … the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion

Paddzr , 5 months ago

But is it gluten free at least?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 5 months ago

oh god I hope so

ignotum , 5 months ago

Die probably

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 5 months ago

Reasonable

LucasWaffyWaf , 5 months ago

Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:

“A One that isn’t cold, is scarcely a One at all.”

SidewaysHighways , 5 months ago

Yeah I’m not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys

don , 5 months ago

I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.

Gork , 5 months ago

Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.

MrNesser , 5 months ago

Save the pint, save the world