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Kempeth ,

You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring…

Akasazh ,
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The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age

sagrotan ,
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And voilà - she’s got a turkey in the oven

Halosheep ,

This how you end up waiting forever.

Preheat your oven first you numpties.

Agent641 ,

If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating

CurlyMoustache ,
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Postheating

runner_g ,

Just tested number 5… DO NOT RECOMMEND. I’m now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.

atomicorange ,

I vote vanilla extract.

llamapocalypse ,

That’s gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don’t preheat first.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.

Llewellyn ,

Well, don’t you want a soggy girlfriend?

Viking_Hippie ,

🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵

dipshit ,

I hope this post rises to the top.

femboy_bird ,

Username checks out

Empricorn ,

Look, I’m sure egg is a very nice person…

femboy_bird ,

I’m egg, and I’m evil

Trex202 ,

Her?

superduperenigma ,

I’m getting irrationally angry that they don’t start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.

lemmyman ,

That’s my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to “sugar,” and so on

betterdeadthanreddit ,

That’s not affection, it’s confection.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same thing to some of us 🤷

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