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FartsWithAnAccent ,
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…but then who owns Red Lobster!?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Coast guard?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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I should’ve known…

Armaell ,

So if I understand what is shown correctly. I am still manipulating someone else.

So not everything is lost

thisisbutaname ,

That’d be your subby big tiddy goth girlfriend

PatMustard ,

Long John Silver the pirate?

MxM111 ,

No, the restaurant.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/long-john-silvers-conspiracy-theory

PatMustard ,

Not internationally known, it would seem. If you order chicken legs do they just give you one?

misterundercoat ,

I’m not internationally known, but I’m known to rock the microphone.

OpenStars ,
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It is not well-known even in the USA, e.g. I’m sure I heard it before but it was so uninteresting that I yeeted it right out of my mind:-).

GladiusB ,
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The perfect cover…

Windex007 ,

You’re only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a042c95d-e21c-45b1-b28a-e4d042683536.jpeg

Fermion ,

Wouldn’t you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

Windex007 ,

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I’m doing

variants ,

Cat should really be above you

OpenStars ,
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Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

Fermion ,

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

OpenStars ,
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Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

variants ,

I think we’ll give you some credit and move toy to the bottom

OpenStars ,
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Oh, whoops - but I’m not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves “what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?”:-P.

dalekcaan ,

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

PP_BOY_ ,
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There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.

We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.

originalucifer ,
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are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?

e. the no fry list

PP_BOY_ ,
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Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven’t supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

originalucifer ,
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pure

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