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cashews_best_nut ,

I don’t get the joke.

tacosplease ,

Here in the US, most bowling places have TV screens that show your score during the game. When something fun happens like a strike, spare, turkey, or split the TV screens play corny computer animations that look like this.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

BilboBargains ,

It’s nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don’t realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

zipzoopaboop ,

And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

smeg ,

Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

0ops ,

This copypasta is ancient

Octopus1348 ,
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It was.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
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This is fantastic & I love it, but having looked at this at work, I have say tag this as NSFW next time please. Lol.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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You don’t bowl at work? I’m sorry.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
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I’m sorry too, friend.

tias , (edited )

If it’s not safe for work then how can there be staff working at the bowling alley, hmm?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Right?

tubaruco ,

source?

i need to know where the fence and grass background was taken from

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry no fucking clue

tubaruco ,

the dog looks like something from toy story 1 but i dont really care, asking for source was just a joke anyway

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/a2ff860b-9fb5-4fd4-9e69-ef567f09c49a/a70214bf-fd0f-4ad8-8c78-70785ed7e968.jpg

Toy Story 1 dog

tubaruco ,

tf

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Love Team Fortress

tubaruco ,

me too

tacosplease ,

Looks like the screen for a split

imPastaSyndrome ,

Is there a blue m&m eating yellows ass?

TimewornTraveler ,

yea it’s got face

surewhynotlem ,

The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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That’s why the bowling alley doesn’t show these screens too long. You’ll be F-ing the what.

TimewornTraveler ,

why’s there a dog

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