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tacosanonymous ,

I was scared of him as a kid. I was sure he’d eat or touch lil boys.

Llewellyn ,

He glops them

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

He’s just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy

Daxtron2 ,

Just cause he’s not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

He likes to wear wet socks in bed

Daxtron2 ,

He just like me fr

TimewornTraveler ,

no it’s That tongue

Daxtron2 ,

Jealous that they’ll never feel the slop of his tongue

ForeGone ,

Is he… eating himself?

dipshit ,

wouldn’t you?

EdibleFriend ,
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I do.

mathemachristian ,

At last the long lost brother of the globglogabgalab

Bonehead ,

And distant cousin of the Great Mighty Poo.

get_off_the_phone ,

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it’s not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I’m not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab’s flow is sick.

mathemachristian , (edited )

If I remember correctly the idea was to not consume books “uncritically”. Whereas the globglogabgalab is just devouring books without examining what thoughts he is ingesting.

Also he has a navel and there are unfortunate implications to that.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I… do not remember gloppy… but Google informs me he was a thing. Neat.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Repressed memories are fun

Franzia ,

Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I bet it’s sloppy, floppy and gloopy.

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

I’m not up to date on the lingo, is freak cool?

dipshit ,

sus

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sussy baka

dipshit ,

no cap fr

hunter2 ,

What a clown

Cruxifux ,

I’m gonna chain you to the radiator and glop you in the mouth!

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