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acunasdaddy , in Horror

I’ve been to Italy many times (wife’s from there). Yes the pizza is amazing. Yes in almost every case. Yes they do not understand pineapple on pizza.

But they are wrong. Those fuckers sometimes put boiled eggs and shit on there which ruin it.

Just because somewhere invests something doesn’t mean they have ultimate and final say. Hamburgers came from Germany and I know our fatasses got those things perfected here.

Pineapple on pizza is amazing

LeFantome ,

Italians did not invent pizza.

Fruit on pizza is wrong.

Tomatoes are not a fruit.

diskmaster23 ,

Has the whole world gone upside down?

Cabrio ,

Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in fruit salad.

reev ,

Tomatoes are the only good thing about salad!

Bakwerk ,

Pizza has historically had fruit on it. There are wallpaintings in Pompei depicting it. Pizza has historically had pretty much everything on it.

RVGamer06 ,
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Is there a r/ShitAmericansSay equivalent in Lemmy already?

Obi ,
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Man I remember some nasty scrolling sessions visiting that sub, the opposite ones, and the rest of the US Vs EU corners of Reddit. Really riled me up that stuff, made sure not to sub to these topics because they get real toxic real fast. The SAS one was the mildest though and you could get a good laugh but I’d find outraged Americans in the comments, follow their profile and end up in /conservative or worse, following some morbid curiosity.

Soundhole ,

This is the most controversial comment I have ever seen.

marmo7ade ,

It’s lame rage bait. Tomatoes are a fruit, it’s science.

Soundhole ,

Yes, thank you, that was the joke.

GreenSkree ,
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Weird hill to die on…

Hypersapien ,

Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable

marmo7ade ,

Tomatoes are not native to Italy. They were imported from Central America to Italy by the Spanish.

Next time a dumbass Italian tries to gate keep pizza, remind them of this fact: Tomatoes are American. And watch them go nuclear.

Hazdaz , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

What about pooping 3x a day?

Patrizsche ,

Linked to cognitive IMPROVEMENT, research finds (probably)

Hazdaz ,

And all this time I was accused of shitting my brains out.

Agamemnon , in My jpeg compression
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You’re supposed to take a SVG from it, not BMP it all over the floor. :P

SrElsewhere , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

OP’s making anti-shitposts… Get him!

Creyapnilla , in steaming out the ears like a cartoon character
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Dangerous, but necessary to keep the tracks hot all night long.

robocall , in cake for everyone!
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Does lemmy give me friends?!

Moxvallix OP ,
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no

Shardikprime ,

:C

SlothMama , in my lemmy feed

I’ve not seen anything pornographic at all, but I’ve been exclusively using Connect for Lemmy. My feed is basically all memes and news, oh and people complaining about Reddit.

BitingChaos OP ,
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You’re not seeing the dozens and dozens of new “lemmynsfw” communities in your feed?

SlothMama ,

Not a single one. Maybe it’s a setting? I’ve been using Connect for three weeks now, zero pornography has come across my feed.

irmoz , in How journalist view modern gamers

Dude I’m not exactly a casual gamer, and yet I still get my ass kicked by smug hardcore gamers in every single online multiplayer game i play. Among friends, there’s a more even and more fun level of difficulty, but online it’s a constant steamroll.

tinho ,

I loved shitting on people in CoD and League when I was 11 through 17. Tried to play league now as 25yo and I can see that the noobs that I loved to make fun of just didn’t have the time to read guides and study the game 10 hours a day. Anyway, I get shit on nowdays

nomoreheadphonejac , in my lemmy feed

Bro has lemmy premium

bannana , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

how tf can someone go 3 days w/o pooping? I’m taking steps after the first day.

terminhell ,

Real talk: Opioid abuse. I somehow never became addicted, but I did use them recreationally. I did have legitimate medical issues (gull stones, before surgery). But sometimes I just liked the high. With that said, opioids can cause delayed poops. Many other factors too, like dehydration, not enough fiber and GI conditions.

But anyone that’s somehow purposely holding it that long should see a doctor, and counseling.

socsa ,

Seriously. One full day and I feel like someone attached a balloon to my spleen and is filling it with lead shot. I am noticably uncomfortable to the point of it being distracting. I can’t even imagine someone living 2/3 of their life like that.

nul9o9 , in art

Shit posting at its finest

sincle354 ,

The layers on this one is astounding. Someone with legitimate artistic talent had to make 6-layered fandom/furry content. Then someone (named yuri, no less) used it as a nuclear level reply to a PragerU bait tweet. I want to deconstruct it, to fully describe why it works so well, but I won't out of pure respect.

CYCLR ,

Why do we get to see the ‘posting’, but none of the ‘shit’ though?

MoonshineDegreaser , in no title for this one
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People are strange

bane_killgrind ,

When you’re a stranger

spaceribs , in "It has to be Chromium"

No oldies remember Camino? It was such a great browser!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camino_(web_browser)

can , in I know not everyone will agree with me; but I am just a simple dopamine-addicted neurodivergent who wants to see their total karma/upvotes on their u/ page.

Much to my annoyance many apps will show you a total.

hoshikarakitaridia , in no title for this one

Where’s the unread button

lateraltwo ,

It’s a lemmy premium exclusive

JimmyOD ,

I’d like to pay

Agentseed ,

right next to the family suicide revolver

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